my award acceptance speech would just be "Thanks"

i bought a hundred thousand beers to this party and for what?

british babies are cuter and funnier

matcha tastes like grass

on god i'd be a fuckin hot dude

i wish frank frazetta drew me

remind me to tell you about my dream

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made a scene worse

editing youtu.be/wcaZcbain2s?...

Russian Doomer Music vol.3 (Superior)

YouTube video by JustMyFavStrangeMusic

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i actually need to be bloodletted because too much iron is causing arthritis in my index finger

bbc news covering the new Witcher expansion. nice

btw i am ON THE COVER and WITHIN THE PAGES of the next GRIMDARK MAGAZINE ISSUE. live october 1st. if you know me this is a dream come true and basically the only publication i ever wanted to, ahem, crack. 🙏🏻🙏🏻

i took like no photos at worldcon except for mirror selfies of my outfits. sorry

had a great time, cried a lot

WorldCon 10s only

He'll yeah, brother. He will yeah

one iced chai with soyboy milk please

need to put child locks on all my phone applications because i'm an absolute pig for dopamine

gonna be hot as fuck in anaheim boy

you experience a certain time and by the time you have enough consciousness of the distinct nature of that time it has changed many times over

my washing machine stopped singing to me

just imagined what it feels like to be microwaved (very painful)

and what if i include modern firearms

𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖑@mudnblood.bsky.social · 8mo ago

Reminder that Firearms existed in Medieval Europe before full plate armour. If you've got a medieval-fantasy setting that features plate armour, it is absolutely NOT immersion-breaking to include early firearms.

going to have ice cream for dinner

turns out i must be filled with spite in order to write

i will be at worldcon. my programming schedule will be exclusively released to my biggest fans

i miss trolling CSGO with the worst scoundrels imaginable

the hottest nurmagomedov strikes again

make me sad why don't you