I’m in the Times today! Tickets to my fringe show ARE still available

My book "embarrassment (and my usual excuses)" is now available on a niche, indie website you may not of heard of called "Amazon". Other ways to buy it are available but anyone who buys it from anywhere gets a big 'ol kiss from me amzn.eu/d/0b5laagH

embarrassment (and my usual excuses): stories

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My book is out next week - but you can preorder a signed copy of it HERE ko-fi.com/s/3984568233

Matcha the Day

Why have they stuck the only female pundit in a kitchen

Always maintained that the successor of Pope John-Paul should have been Pope George-Ringo

They say you are what you eat. But I’ve never eaten a formulaic joke writer

I’ve finished my book. It will be available to buy soon. More to follow as we get it

why doesn’t Jaws end with “Fin” - it’s right there come on spielberg be a laugh for once

Forgive and forget ❌ Recall and resent ✅

Feeling proud of myself rn. It’s been ages since my last fall

Cannot wait to watch these! Highly rec.

Alex Kitson@alexkitson.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yesterday I put my two Edinburgh Fringe shows from 2024+2025 to YouTube. One got nominated for a few awards and the other was one of the best reviewed shows at the festival. Link in bio

Yesterday I put my two Edinburgh Fringe shows from 2024+2025 to YouTube. One got nominated for a few awards and the other was one of the best reviewed shows at the festival. Link in bio

I’m putting both my hours of standup on YouTube on Sunday if that is of interest

I never understood osmosis at school. Hard to say exactly why, but whenever my teacher mentioned it my brain would go from a level of high concentration to a level of low concentration

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Cryotherapy???? But I cry in ALL my therapy?? ✌🏻

don't say “i asked Al for medical advice” just say “l got an appointment with the Chat GP”

I was so bad at ballet as a kid my teacher told me I should move to County Durham and work down a mine

If you give a skeleton a hickey you’re a Neck-Romancer

Our worldbeating comedy circuit is worth celebrating

Our worldbeating comedy circuit is worth celebrating

Chortle editor Steve Bennett on Live Comedy Day

dlvr.it

James_Hollaman@jameshollaman.bsky.social · 4mo ago

The Devil's Advocate (1997): Keanu Reeves accepted a lower salary so the producers could pay Al Pacino's asking price. When Pacino later heard about this, he donated the same amount of his salary to charity. #TheGoreYouKnow #MutantFam @themutantfam.bsky.social

Sinners = RnB Vampire Hunters