Hare Lockwood
@harelockwood.com
Comedy writer, producer; queer autistic nerd; spreadsheets enthusiast. She/her. Pet hamster 🐹 Free, monthly zoom gig: @coherentcomedy.com 🍓 Writer, etc. for @thedailytism.com Hire me for comedy things via my website.
I was so furious about that Channel 4 ADHD documentary that I done a sarcasm.
The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · yesterdayThe Great Sun Myth, from the producers of Not Quite Walls, Not Quite Gaps: What are Doors? and Trees: What’s Their Game?, will hear from the growing number of professional opinion-havers who are boldly questioning mainstream “science” and “facts”.
read the phrase "I am on a Bach weekend" and imagined a whole pleasant classical music-based outing before remembering that bachelorette parties exist
Every time I highlight text now, some fucking thing pops up to go, "You want me to figure that out for ya, champ? You need me to do that? You want me to get that for ya?" NO FUCK OFF. I've been using computers for 35 years, leave me aloooone. If I'm confused I will search reddit like god intended.
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 18h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
This show is SO much fun, interactive (but not the kind that will make you panic and implode) and totally hilarious. Recommended! 🍓
James Ross@jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social · yesterdayAt the Fringe? I'm doing this for about a week! James Ross Does Guess Who 3: Guess Hard With A Vengeance. My third audience-and-vibes based Guess Who show and I can absolutely 100% that it is definitely the most recent. Free Fringe so it's pay what you like. Say hi! www.edfringe.com/tickets/what...
They will just make fearmongering documentaries about *anything* these days.
The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · yesterdayThe Great Sun Myth, from the producers of Not Quite Walls, Not Quite Gaps: What are Doors? and Trees: What’s Their Game?, will hear from the growing number of professional opinion-havers who are boldly questioning mainstream “science” and “facts”.
I once bumped into a table and forgot to either say sorry OR bake it a cake. I'm fairly sure that is a crime. #ItsASuperpower??
The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · 2d agoWhich autistic crime would send you down for all eternity? It’s a Superpower?? Chapter Two - An Army of Bums is out now wherever you get podcasts!
What a lovely evening! Although, now I think about it, I do wonder if Paul was the one who tippexed that drawing for Shaun to find? #CoherentComedy 🍓
Coherent Comedy@coherentcomedy.com · 2d ago🍓THANK YOU!🍓 Another amazing even of comedy. Bring the HYPE for… 🍓Shaun England 🍓Nat Young 🍓Paul Haworth 🍓Colleen Cheetham-Gerrard And of course your wonderful host 🍓Hare (With Chris)
Ohh, this is a bit of me! Delightfully weird concept, and sounds wonderful. Can't wait for the album. :)
The Woodlouse (John Butler)@the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 2d agoAs Wednesday’s Castrophic Selfie album launch approaches I’m sharing two teasers a day. 1st today is possibly the silliest. Inspired by a friend saying thoughtfully “I wouldn’t mind being a faun”, I give you Faun. Preorder on Bandcamp thewoodlousemusic.bandcamp.com/album/catast...
excuse me, this is a very serious podcast about the challenges of *checks notes* bums on pogos sticks
Sara Gibbs@sararoseg.bsky.social · 3d agoFor those of you who don’t know, Chapter Two, landing tomorrow, is titled An Army of Bums. What could that mean? Is it a metaphor? No. No it is not. We are also so sorry for the lack of umlaut I don’t know what we were thinking please don’t cancel us.
I waited three series and eight episodes and Patrick has finally arriiiiiiiived. Oh my god, look at him immediately fall in love with David. #SchittsCreek
Reading these 'how much people spend' articles makes me feel a little sick. Why would you spend £700 on one day in 'beauty treatments', you've got kids and no savings. Argh my heart. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
‘£5,800 on a watch?!’ What happened when five couples kept separate money diaries – then revealed all to their partners?
Rachel forked out £700 for beauty treatments, Kojo confessed to a £25 cigarette habit, and Jake indulged his love of fancy timepieces. Were their other halves forgiving or furious?
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I cannot WAIT for you to hear it!
Sara Gibbs@sararoseg.bsky.social · 3d agoGuys. Guys. Guys. Chapter Two comes out tomorrow.
IBS: I see here that you've been eating fruits, vegetables, protein, carbs, fats, in all the recommended proportions. Me: Haha, yep. IBS: Everything right! So you know what I'm going to do? Me: ... You're going to punish me, aren't you. IBS: YES. BECAUSE I HATE YOU.
His first proper playtime outside the cage: it was amazing to hear him excitedly chittering. 🐹
By us and for us! By "us" I mean I had absolutely nothing to do with it and there's very little chance anyone was mining my life for content, but they might have been. Just heard episode one; it's a pleasure to listen to, so well acted, very funny. Huge gift to the autistic community. Go, listen.
The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · last wk.Missed our virtual world premiere? You can catch It’s a Superpower?? ad-free & in its entirety right now over on Patreon at selected tiers! First one to finish binge listening gets a prize!
I would love to be called a 'Troubador' even though I don't play the Trouba.
Missing the Edinburgh Fringe? Want some lovely comedy from the comfort of your own home? See our four fantastic acts, all for free. Get your tickets below!
Coherent Comedy@coherentcomedy.com · 6d ago🍓MONDAY🍓 Come to our show, tickets below 👇 📅 Monday 3rd August 20:00 🖥️ Online, via Zoom 🎟️ Tickets are free and available at the below link www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/coherent-c...
Spouse and I have been arguing about whether that was a reference to Doctor Who or Bill and Ted. #StarTrekSNW
What happens in Vaguest stays in that place with the thing
