Alex Monteith

@alexmonteets.bsky.social

He/Him Leukaemia survivor Tottenham Hotspur victim Music fan Free Palestine PFP: A photograph of a smug looking bearded fat prick (me). They're wearing a tobacco colour suit jacket and an open collar white shirt with a cocktail in their hand.

A teenager was just a few steps ahead of me on my way to the station. Looked over his shoulder with a hint of caution on his face I mistook as being wary of me, he'd actually just let rip one of the worst farts I've ever smelt

I have exhaustively scoured every known corner of the internet and I am almost certain I might be the first person to make the seemingly obvious comparison between Aldous Harding's voice on her new album and the Zero 7 tracks with Sia as vocalist. It's literally all I can hear