Alex Quigley
@alexquigley.bsky.social
Samantha's Dad. Inordinate amount of Chicago sports skeets. Life is long and weird, if you're lucky. Crystal Lake, Chicago, or the middle of nowhere.
The fact is it's either gambling or a little Conference home cooking to make sure one of their star programs doesn't fall on their face.
Just do me now, @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social
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The Michigan Wolverines were 27½-point favorites in this football game.
Technically EVERY word will be slurred, amirite
New slurs are going to be invented in Baton Rouge tonight
Just watched the Caleb Williams episode of Hot Ones and I want to run through fourteen brick walls now.
Boise State's quarterback is both mad and bad today. 🎵 Maddux Madsen! 🎵
Getting way ahead of myself now, but if Boise State scores a TD, they HAVE to go for two and the win.
TV network sports theme music, ranked: 1. CBS, college football 2. NBC/Fox, NBA/college basketball 3. Fox, NFL 945,816. C-SPAN, congressional softball
Baylor and Auburn are playing Christian football (neither offense is putting it in)
Soooooooo, Oregon? @jkelber.bsky.social you gotta coach 'em up out there
[crowd shot of little kids with tiger face paint] [McAfee bellows] [crowd shouts SMFDB] [Herbstreit turns into Homer-Simpson-hiding-in-bushes GIF]
Wow, ESPN really leaned into that "SMFDB" chant on College GameDay this morning. Pretty weird look!