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Don't forget the hyphen! | MDNI | https://worm | NON-RP/IRL DNI
โSO YOU JUST LOOOVE HAVING CAKE STUFFED IN YOUR MOUTH?โ
"YEAH"
โIt was in MY officeโฆ I WORK BY MYSELF!โ
"Should've labeled it~"
The yarn she uses to connect things on her cork board.
๐ธ๏ธ If I especially like it, you'll get a starter.
You literally can't get rid of me too, It's canon for you specifically that I HAVE to bother you.
You can try Felicia, but you can't get rid of us Spiders!
"Noooo you're too hot to be disintegrated!"
Felicia can be annoying but don't disintegrate her please.
"Yeah... at least we weren't stuck facing each other..."
She shudders visibly. "And all the solvent. If I never smell maple again it will be too soon."
"I've started making sure my suits are completely sealed because of it..." She shudders. "Remember they had to use two trucks going in opposite directions to pull us apart?"
"..." It was Ottawa, but yes. I do remember that sticky situation."
"..." "Wait... no wait that was with a different you, you're right." "I do know for a fact that the maple syrup incident in Toronto was with you."
"Ringing zero bells."
"The convoy... With the lasers and the poison gas?"
"I literally have no idea what you are talking about."
"Oh nononono it was absolutely YOU! Don't pull multiverse on me now Felicia!"
"No idea what you're talking about. You must have me confused with some other Black Cat."
"That does NOT line up with what you said after the convoy incident but whatever... and before you say it NEITHER of us were mind controlled by that point!"
"Peter, Kaine, then you. Ben and Cindy tied for fourth. Then Carpenter, then probably the Peter from the nineteen-forties. Because he punches Nazis."
"Well now you're being illogical. I say me, Cindy, then Peter."
"Now the third best ass of all the Spiders."
She rolls her eyes. "Loved, right, sorry. Whatever, I know what I've got."
That hurt. Unfairly. "Loved him. And no - he really has some incredible ass. He may be someone else's man but I can tell a good ass when I see it."
"Ugh... he's not BAD but he's not me! You only agreed with him because you love him."
"Well I mean... Peter's..."
"Because it sounds like it's focused on my ASS!"
"But why? Because it's cute?"
"You KNOW how I feel about that nickname!" She pouted and whined.
"Calling you what? Your name?"
"AND my churros... AND my quesadilla... AND MY BAJA FUCKING BLAST!"
"I only had the nachos and a small Baha Blast." ... "And a slice of Baha Blast Pie."
She bites back a moan as she rolls her eyes. "Is that what you're electing to call drowning now?"
โ Please, you can hardly handle me when I'm draining you dry~ โ Her hips moved more desperately as their bodies squished together tightly. Felt too good.