Ehmma Tightnose

@aliencandy.bsky.social

🏳️‍⚧️ She / They, ⒶuDHD☭, 25 years old, PDX, chemistry nerd ⚗️🧪, Gaemer👾

If you're ever gonna convince me to be patriotic, you're gonna have to make a new flag and government I think. The country as it stands is basically like the communal shit stain grown by centuries of lead poisoned eugenicists. The stars and stripes are just a tacky logo for neoliberal violence.

0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.

Tragedy: I've hallucinated / dreamed into existence one of the funniest show concepts of all time about a lesbian scam artist too committed to the bit called Rainy Days, and I have zero creative talent or opportunity with which to make it.

Friday: Scientists are still calculating magnitudes of fallout likely to occur after Ehmma's rhinoplasty on Friday. Nuclear hotness particles have broken previously foundational constants of the universe, and may indicate a new, unforseen type of calamitous event on the horizon. May God help us all

Cringy men on the Internet need to learn that you can't just swap in "objectively" and "subjective" to mean "logically" and "emotional". Just because something is subjectively true doesn't automatically make it incorrect or illogical, and vice versa.

munchies hit. “you, bodyguard, what’s the best fast food in the area?” he explains once again that you bought a vast property up in the hills, probably 30 min to Taco Bell, which may not even be open right now. you try to force-choke him and when it doesn’t work you remember you aren’t Darth Vader