ALIENS_GATE | just a silly little guy ok..

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Hi I'm Neptune - transmasc - he/him they/them it/its - y2k enjoyer | COMMISSIONS OPEN!!

Just heard the sad news that donald trump was accidentally pulled inside out through his anus today, though he is still alive somehow. elon musk attempted to save him using a tiny submarine, but it has catastrophically imploded inside trumps inverted bumhole.

Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.

a painting of a man lifting a sylveon by the armpits

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive