Tessera

my internet went down for 2 hours and i was just sitting there staring at shelves of books and dvds thinking "now what am i supposed to do?"

Brambles are like "man, this empty space could really use some brambles.."

Finally got around to putting the soundtracks of my doom wads on bandcamp if anyone would want such a thing cyriak.bandcamp.com They will end up on streaming platforms as well at some point.

Cyriak

I am the animator who does weird videos on youtube

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Had a dream last night about skateboarding Columbo which was so convincing I had to google it this morning to check. There's no mention of Columbo bombing down a hill on a skateboard, but I guess that doesn't mean it didn't happen

Since dinosaurs are related to modern birds, the next Jurassic Park movie should totally have dinosaurs that can mimic human speech like a parrot. Instead of just roaring at people they could say something like "welcome to Jurassic Park!" before biting their heads off. I'd watch that.

In the future we will have flying toilets. We won't want them, but we will have them

time to activate my live webcam

My brother tells me there is a toxin in potatoes that makes you dream of werewolves. Can anyone confirm this theory?

Looking forward to the live action Thundercats reboot featuring actual cats and possibly rain clouds

Do parts of my body that fall off go in the food waste bin?

Just saw this on the science feed, and i'm pretty sure it saw me too

"Electrobulbogram" whispers the man as he stares at you intensely wearing a swimming cap covered in robotic nipples

Always fun when people turn my weird tunes into video game levels. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1b_... Not sure how playable this is, though...

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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 2mo ago

There's a paradox that has been around forever but seems uniquely applicable to the modern world: the smarter you try and make a tool, the stupider it becomes. Using the internet these days feels like doing DIY with a swiss army knife

Been trying so hard to get left behind by AI

owning a garden starts off like "haha i own a garden" and ends with the realisation that the garden actually owns you

Being covered in ants sounds terrible, while being covered in kittens sounds kind of fun. But what if the kittens were the size of ants? How small would kittens need to be, to make the experience of being covered in them unpleasant?

weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Last night's dream started with a game show for monkeys and ended with Christopher Biggins snogging a clone of himself in "the future". Actually woke myself up laughing at how stupid it was

playing a little tune

a medieval drawing of a dandily dressed centaur with a face on his butt, playing a lute

I was about to post an old gif to celebrate Sir Dave's 100th birthday, but it might genuinely be the most horrible thing I ever animated

Big Crunch. Art @bigcrunch.bsky.social · 3mo ago

After decades of research I am reaching the conclusion that no doorbell or phonecall that ever wakes you up is worth answering. I am prepared to hear evidence to the contrary though

I think the teacher from the Charlie Brown cartoons is actually recorded bum speech

ompuco @ompu.co · 3mo ago

if bumholes could speak, I imagine they would sound like Donald Duck. Not that i am actually imagining such a thing, this is just a feeling that i have

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.