lesbian columbo
@aliyee.bsky.social
professional scala hater and also columbo she/they and 🏳️⚧️
buddy i have never used it. i don't know how to use it. i don't know if it's an app or what. i will never use it. if it disappeared today i'd go out and celebrate because it being gone would be instantly great for the planet and humanity
Ayo@darrylayo.bsky.social · 24h agoGuys like this don’t realize that they are the freak
my claim to fame is being a diagetic stagehand in our high school musical
you're saying lying on bed all day scrolling bluesky and listening and relistening to yankee hotel foxtrot could be making me MORE sad?
we have declared your software legacy. pray we do not deprecate it further.
girl whos only read capital getting a job: im getting a lot of capital vibes from this
you're saying circe wants to sleep with me AND she'll give me free bottom surgery?
i need something to do today outside or im going to go insane
RHETORIC - You -- against the atom, the charm and the spin. Where the whole world failed -- matter failed to bend to human will; human will failed to get out of bed and tie its laces -- you alone, single-handedly, will rebuild the dreams of the working class. You are The Last Communist.
In @karlbode.com's scathing write-up of the "OpenAI rogue hacker" marketing stunt, he highlights the underreported detail that this extremely responsible AI company ran their exploit kit with safety guardrails disabled. Once again, I ask: why haven't they been charged? karlbode.com/ai-doomsday-...
AI Doomsday Bullshit Is Getting Tired
The "rogue AI" narrative continues to help obscure very ugly and avoidable human failures.
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french patrol to jean valjean french patrol to jean valjean take your loaf of bread and put your shackles on (two) french patrol to jean valjean (four, six, zero, one) his sentence ends, parole’s begun (two, four, six, zero) said the bishop “and may god’s love be with you” (one, run off)
PALEDRIVER - “What are we *doing* here? For thousands of years, Gabriel... It doesn't have to be like this. We can just give up. We can just become vapour.”
It Is Trans Journalism's Sacred Duty To Unnecessarily Scare As Many Trans People As Possible
No professional accomplishment has ever made me happier than this. theonion.com/translator-o...
Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation
PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...
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the curse has lifted. you may now fast travel again. good morning.
0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. He is starting to suspect Kras Mazov *fucked him over* personally with his socio-economic theory.
0.000% of formal methods has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All she has managed to do is make herself *sad*. She is starting to suspect Tony Hoare *fucked her over* personally with his logic.
they are calling me the noam chomsky of getting my shit rocked by a dockerfile
Sorry ✋️ I don't believe in the kind of mumbo jumbo that makes it harder to write incorrect code
Haskell programming language@haskell.org · last wk.But you can have a machine-verified way of keeping track of your state changes! Today! This is not science-fiction! We have the technology!
If you say “sussy baka” your misandry is showing THE END
Travis Scott teams up with ruinous, narcissist goon and disgraced essential worker, Liz Franczak, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
