WE MET A CELEBRITY (Stoney the tour dog)

super tuna enjoyer@definitionofily.bsky.social · 3h ago

I just got licked by the same dog that licks bts

update we did not see bangtan thank fucking god although we did have to drive by the art museum he would absolutely visit if he WERE in my city. I told @pantsawe.borasky.com and @definitionofily.bsky.social to wave to Schrödinger's Namjoon inside the bldg (or not) as we passed it 😂

what. what is happening in the west elm product staging department.

okay everyone manifest that BTS STAYS in BOSTON and is not staying in Providence (which is closer to the venue), aka the city I live in, that is not that big, jfc bangtan I do not need to run into you at the mall

you nailed it, this is my vibe right here

yangmal (socks)⁷@ddaengbiased.bsky.social · 2d ago

Two specific Jungkooks come to mind!

Hi bsky fam, I have VIP Soundcheck in Baltimore for the first time ever. I need someone to ELI5 how the whole process works in the US - when they email you the info, what to bring, when you were required to be there/check in, etc etc. I need to plan ahead for my disability stuff.

Little white sock tan Your milky thighs never touch To Boston, he goes

Me yesterday: the stylists are kinda doing him dirty with those super tall socks Me now: ...............yknow what they're doing the best they can

slothirang⁷ ⊙⊝⊜@seesawenthooz.bsky.social · 2d ago

YOONGI'S SOCK TAN LINES YALL I AMFHDBDBBSBSBD

there is not enough storage in any icloud to combat the amount of videos i took of joon smiling

I'm having a super rough day so let's do this instead: please reply to this with the energy YOU think I bring to bsky.

yangmal (socks)⁷@ddaengbiased.bsky.social · 2d ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

the thing about jungkook is that yes he is a full grown man with his own agency and manliness and whatever but also he is DEEPLY babygirl and that's my favorite part about him. Sorry JK. I love your inner Britney.

hot nerd joon, oral fixation tae, clingy jikoo, some things never change

abs check in 2026

lmao

pikajoon ily

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

🫩🫩

Jk: I AM TOUGH AND NOT CUTE 😤😤😤 Also JK:

hoseok’s soundcheck fits often give “pacific northwest progressive dad of a toddler that will never go through a terrible two phase” and i feel……… fine about that

seriously...namjoon meeting this daegu kid...the one who remixed one of namjoon's tracks to audition, the one who has a fire in his eyes...not knowing this would be the one who never leaves...not knowing they'd take a photo with nas together after nas went to their worldwide soldout stadium tour 😭😭

a cramped shared studio. blue walls. a bedroom crammed with bunk beds. friends leaving for good. friends who left but came back. arguments and writing songs together by the han. facing down those who want to tear your dream apart. succeeding. living. yoongi, namjoon ... look how far you've come 🥹

throwing tf up thinking of these two as basically kids having to lead the others in hip hop and how they have spent countless hours talking about their idols, pointing out parts of songs they love, and HERE THEY ARE WITH THE NAS. THE MAN WHO WAS NAMJOON'S BEACON. THE ONE NAMGI ADORE AND RESPECT.

NO FUCKING WAY

taehyung is so real he’d sit in a director’s chair with a beret on and a megaphone in his hand

super tuna enjoyer@definitionofily.bsky.social · 4d ago

Which pairing each member of BTS most wants to watch have sex Namjoon: Yoonmin Seokjin: Hopekook Yoongi: Minimoni Hoseok: Namgi Jimin: Namjin Taehyung: OT6 Jungkook: None of them. He wants to be Included.

Anyone need one ticket for East Rutherford day 2? I’m not going to be able to make it. I paid $250 but I’ll take anything for it. Section 320 row 1 seat 7. Purchased though the presale.

I think we have collectively forgotten that as much as Seokjin needs to be asleep by midnight he can drink like a fish when he wants to

Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely)@closetfairy.bsky.social · 4d ago

hey so what is this behaviour 🫠

I’m completely normal about this … yes I am 🙃🫠

I couldn’t be happier for my baby boy 😭 all the hardships and trials! To have your hero and inspiration show up to YOUR! SHOW?! I just, he deserves that and so much more

This kid doesn’t know it, but one day his artistic inspiration will be at HIS concert