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bts nose enthusiast. typo maker. hope world sun, mono moon, d-2 rising. namgi oracle. graph maker. fic writer. OT7 lover. she/her. 🔞
I just got licked by the same dog that licks bts
the gleek in me won’t stop saying, “and that’s how sue C’s it”
Has the universe ever just challenged you… have you ever been pushed to the brink
serious question, why doesn’t bts hump and finger and kiss each other during the intro of body to body anymore? are they out of their heat and rut cycles? what’s going on 😔
Do you ever think about how Namjoon's music actually sounds like HIM? And I mean before you ever hear his voice. That the beginning notes of a Namjoon song just are NAMJOON. How does he do that? What kind of magic is he weaving into the notes and chords of his music?
It would not be a Kim Taehyung photo drop if there wasn't one foot photo and one weirdly blurred photo.
I always forget how much I talk and then I interact with people and remember I have “physically cannot shut the fuck up” disease
“someone in a gimp suit in a jacuzzi would count as sous vide” who in bangtan
until today i thought “but i’m jungkookie” came from a well-composed tweet??? not from his own mouth?? the third-person of it all….. the aegyo of it all……. ahh….
wait i didn’t know this was the origin of “but i’m jungkookie” oh it goes WAY BACK 🐰 are you done? 🐯 no, are you? 🐰 who are you writing to? jiminie-hyung? 🐯 jiminie! 🐰 👀 🐯 don’t look!! 🐰 🥺but i’m jungkookie…✨ 🐯 go away! 🐰 what!! i can’t see it from here 🐯 i’m gonna get you! 🐰😆
wait i didn’t know this was the origin of “but i’m jungkookie” oh it goes WAY BACK 🐰 are you done? 🐯 no, are you? 🐰 who are you writing to? jiminie-hyung? 🐯 jiminie! 🐰 👀 🐯 don’t look!! 🐰 🥺but i’m jungkookie…✨ 🐯 go away! 🐰 what!! i can’t see it from here 🐯 i’m gonna get you! 🐰😆
so... this art is captioned 나 정구긴데? “but i’m jungkookie?” (said cutely) which is a short hand for JK’s maknae privileges in a situation where a hyung may ask “why should i let you do this? why should i do this for you?” all JK has to say is “but i’m jungkookie?” (said cutely)
so... this art is captioned 나 정구긴데? “but i’m jungkookie?” (said cutely) which is a short hand for JK’s maknae privileges in a situation where a hyung may ask “why should i let you do this? why should i do this for you?” all JK has to say is “but i’m jungkookie?” (said cutely)
The thought of jungkook directly experiencing The Great Army Yoonkook Crashout of 2026 and even reposting this cute fanart (dalgorang_ on insta). I wonder what else he has seen😂
honestly nj loves to be trained by hs so I see no problems here
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Every time I see another person in the airport with charms on their bag I’m like 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 Ami???
How am I meant to shine dream smile in these conditions
What is it about this man in Leo season is it some kind of cycle he’s going through? Has omegaverse gone too far???
If Namjoon is not fucking then he needs to start fucking and if he is fucking then he needs to fuck MORE because I do not have the mental fortitude to deal with him and his come hither at this moment in time!!!!
jk's "i'm not cute" is the tether to tae's "please tell me i'm cute" i won't accept critiques at this time
Packing cubes are useful in theory but I feel like they give me so much less space to squish stuff on in there
Men are such odd creatures my brother came home from visiting our other brother with a bunch of shirts that he doesn’t remember buying and my other brother is complaining about losing a bunch of his favorite shirts. Gee guys I wonder what on earth could have happened.
Me yesterday: the stylists are kinda doing him dirty with those super tall socks Me now: ...............yknow what they're doing the best they can
YOONGI'S SOCK TAN LINES YALL I AMFHDBDBBSBSBD
I hate when I go to all the goddamn trouble to shave my legs and then it turns out I missed one spot
Flash forward to today my dad saying he should “find some BTS” on YouTube since they must be pretty good if they’re worth seeing four times in two weeks
Idk how to explain to my dad that yes I am going to see the “same show” four times but trust me it’s worth it