THESE DRAGONS ARE STRESSING ME OUT 😭 #houseofthedragon
Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️
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Built in CA/Assembled in NJ Real life magical girl Unapologetically horny on main Star Trek/Sailor Moon/DBZ/coffee/cross-stitch/cozy games
Being MAGA isn't just about being stupid. It's about showing the world how proud you are of being stupid.
I really don't get the ugly biege aesthetic that seems to be popular with millennials. Decorate your homes! Don't be afraid of whimsy and color!
Star trek is queer culture. I don't make the rules.
I sometimes eat popcorn one kernel at a time simply by sticking my tongue out like a lizard and pulling my tongue back into my mouth. The kernel sticks to your tongue!
Defector@defector.com · last wk."What's a gross, but acceptable eating habit that you'll defend?" defector.com/i-demand-we-...
In the words of our lord Joey Tribbiani... I'm curvy, and I like it. 💋
Today in Allycat fashion: sunflower variant #1,872
"I take God and all the world to witness that I have been to you a true, humble and obedient wife." @telthetrekkie.bsky.social gifted me a Henry VIII coloring book for my birthday last month, and my day off was well spent coloring Catherine of Aragon. 👑
A baby skunk just approached me outside. I told it to go away and it did. I think my Disney princess "talks to animals" power is finally surfacing
Hot take (?): being skinny has nothing to do with being attractive. If you have an ugly heart, you're ugly.
If blue chickens exist in Stardew Valley, then why don't we also have pink cows that make strawberry milk? @concernedape.bsky.social plz
Have you any idea how it feels to be a fembot living in a manbot's manputer's world?
🎶Fret not though, my lord I know a place, my lord A barber, my lord, of swag His drip is the illest drip, my lord He'll help you get your dick wet, my lord He'll slip you the illest spliff, my lord You'll dazzle the girl until She sees your big dick appeal🎶
I don't want to fix Prince Daemon Targaryen. I want to make him WORSE
A silly little part of my self-care routine: On pay day, after all my bills and expenses are settled, I take myself out to enjoy a nice meal. Dinner, drinks, sometimes even dessert. Taking myself out for a date is a treat I thoroughly enjoy 💜
Good news, everyone! A new gender-neutral bathroom will be available in Times Square in September!
Scott Kelley Ernest - CEPI x HEIR | #mtpol 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️@mxscottkernest.bsky.social · 3w agoCharlie Kirk statue to be unveiled in NYC. People say it’ll be “destroyed & vandalized” in seconds. www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/07/quic...
Man, Threads really is a CESSPOOL isn't it lol
I wish Stardew Valley powdermelons were real. There's just something really cute about a hearty lil blue melon that only grows in winter 🥰❄️
250 years ago, America kicked out a king. Today, their president thinks he is one.
"There are three things to remember about being a starship captain. Keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship... and never abandon a member of your crew." #treklongisland #startrekcosplay #startrekvoyager
I posted a thread looking for women to share their abortion stories to open a dialogue about why their choice was the correct one for them, and to highlight that plenty of women have abortions for vastly different reasons. 95% of the replies have been great. The other 5% went how you'd expect.
Trekkie Bill 🖖🏻@trekkiebill.bsky.social · last mo.@allycatraz.bsky.social and I have been making fun of anti-abortion nuts on Threads. It's about all that app is good for.
Every time I re-read the manga or re-watch the anime, it leaves me MORE CONFUSED than the last time I absorbed it, but I also feel like I come a little bit closer to figuring out what it's all pointing to. The power to revolutionize the world...
Daughter of the Thirst House ✨️@allycatraz.bsky.social · last mo.Re-reading the Utena manga in my local coffee shop, sipping an iced caramel macchiato latte and letting all the nostalgia flow around me 🥰 This is nice.
Re-reading the Utena manga in my local coffee shop, sipping an iced caramel macchiato latte and letting all the nostalgia flow around me 🥰 This is nice.
Everyone who has ever breathed oxygen has died. Pretty sure this oxygen business is bad news you guys
I stan Queen Rhaenyra forever and always.
Due to licensing, the film you bought is no longer available. Me:
Punk on Bus Lives!🚍📻@punkonbuslives.bsky.social · last mo.Due to licensing, the film you bought is no longer available. Me: