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after finally getting in, three hours later than my appointment doc:*throwing a piece of paper at me across the table without looking at me* -fill this out, i don't have time (it was a form for diagnosis and prescription) -??? -what? just write Gfhhfjdjdh hfhddj and fhdjdj. -??? 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Heather Hill@rollin-academic.bsky.social · 4w ago

A question from Reddit that I'll answer here: "What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"

pigeons are fucking on my balcony. not that i mind them fucking but why are they so loud? i mean, I AM NOT really, i don't understand loud sex, i can understand tearing up with overwhelming love but squealing or whatever.. idk.. it seems distracting? and kinda fake. do pigeons fake orgasms? 🤔🕊🍆💦

i saw this years ago and it made me think angsty shit, i tried to draw something several times but it didn't work until i decided to make it with a happy ending Shakespearean style dramatic Ed Teach thinking that he lost his love which he didn't XD and now u can read the story! 🎉☝🏴‍☠️

a part of the Bonnet's Creek plaque, i don't really remember where i saw it, u can find it on the internet, i don't know shit about if it's real and i don't care about real pirates (they all were bad ppl probably) but the text on this plaque is telling that The Gentleman Pirate was hanged with the cluster of flowers in his hands.
aloc@aloc.bsky.social · 4w ago

it's the funniest dialogue ever, pls go and read it i know that the pic can look shockingly gloomy but LOOK DOWN (also no one here is dead i promise, read the fic) #OFMDReverseBang #ofmdrbb

a drawing  of ed under the gallows hugging  legs of a hanging  man, ed is thinking it's stede, but loock down and see that he is wrong (bc it's stede hiding under the platform)