YellowMustard
@mustardwrites.bsky.social
Your friendly neighbourhood condiment π She/her, bi, early 30s, π¦πΊ π¦ Unapologetic ofmd girly NSFW content, Minors DNI YellowMustard on Ao3!
OH MY GOOODDDDD?????? futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Our_Fla...
Our Flag Means Medical Coverage
"Our Flag Means Medical Coverage" is the second episode of the eleventh production season and the third episode of the fourteenth broadcast season of Futurama.[3] It will premiere on Hulu in North Ame...
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Remember when Stede railed Ed so good he fucked the Blackbeard right out of him?
No one steals like Stede Bonnet Wears high heels like Stede Bonnet Fucks Ed Teach with such fantastic zeal likes Stede Bonnet
i'm so happy thank you all for your lovely comments on Slipknot π₯Ή last night i finished the sweater that inspired me to write it. she's a bit janky but i love her anyway. nothing terrible happens if you make a mistake ππ§Ά
YellowMustard@mustardwrites.bsky.social Β· last wk.archiveofourown.org/works/89347821 whoops i slipped & landed in 2024 in which i was frantically cranking out innkeepers-era fic un-beta'd without a care in the world π (as mentioned in my AN, this one kinda feels like if Free Space and Magpie had a baby πi hope you enjoy her! π₯Ίxx)
not tagging him bc no i cannot be perceived by The Creator, but David Jenkins appreciation goes HARD in this household. I am permanently changed bc of those funky lil pirates. It unlocked parts of my brain i didn't know were in there, it completely changed the way i feel about getting older (1/2)
"And zeez are?" Noodled this during my d&d game tonight just because @hugopm.bsky.social is really rad and I've wanted to draw Haughty Attendant for ages. 𧑠#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
quote reposts always happen post-listen, it's tradition! So much warmth and affection in these vocals, it had me smiling the whole way through! thank you so much, lindie! π§Άπ«Ά
Kninjaknitter π€π΄ββ οΈπ³οΈβπ reading your lovely stories out loud@kninjaknitter.bsky.social Β· 6d agoIn audio form? 1:33:04 With thanks to @mimwalksandreads.bsky.social for making sure I saw this while I was off the grid! on.soundcloud.com/EFS3oZLsglsu...
important detail of tonightβs screening is that everyone sat normally in their chairs except taika, who had to constantly rock back and forth in his
Just a couple of lil old guys makin crinkly eyes at each other. From @kalansphantomff.bsky.social's beautiful Love Wins! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath π§‘
Remember when Stede woke up after Ed touched his hand? Remember when Ed woke up after Stede held his?
So it ends. It's been a pleasure & privilege to create Dearly Beloved with @r3dleprechaun.bsky.social. Your plot ideas & art were exquisite. Thanks everyone for reading along. It meant so much to me. I may've lost my mind a bit for this final chapter. Enjoy πββ¬ archiveofourown.org/works/881339...
In audio form? 1:33:04 With thanks to @mimwalksandreads.bsky.social for making sure I saw this while I was off the grid! on.soundcloud.com/EFS3oZLsglsu...
slipknot by YellowMustard
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YellowMustard@mustardwrites.bsky.social Β· last wk.Slipknot (E) Post-Canon. Ed learns to knit, learns to sit with himself, and learns to be okay with the quiet. archiveofourown.org/works/89347821
I'm trying to space out my art bumps, but... I'm SO happy with how this Ed turned out and I want everyone to see him π There's the most delicious slow-simmering tension between these two, and as the storm keeps building outside, their connection keeps growing in the shelter, too. A+++ yearning.
Caladria - Wee Con 26 π΄ββ οΈ@caladria.bsky.social Β· last wk.chapter 4 day of Keep Me Through the Storm! @clairegregoryau.bsky.social has done some hilarious and π« art for this, in which our lockdown begins, Ed and Stede get closer, and the storm brings danger. @ofmdreversebigbang.bsky.social #ofmdfic #gentlebeard archiveofourown.org/works/879132...
A Fettering's eye view of Steve's wedding reception and it's aftermath. Featuring more delightful art by @r3dleprechaun.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/881339...
i've had kinda a bleughhh week (work things, etc etc) but holy moly i love this community so much. y'all are uplifting to be around, what the fuck. kissing you on the mouth actually. you may trade in your mouth kiss for a firm, professional handshake upon request. π
hey remember that time I made this π
my top 3 ed teach blorbo moments in no particular order: β’ toe amputation and forced autocannibalism as a fawn response β’ inserting himself into a father-son dynamic and calling the father (who is his age) βpoppopβ β’ flirting by holding his crush at gunpoint and goading said crush into stabbing him
time zone bump! ππ§Ά
YellowMustard@mustardwrites.bsky.social Β· last wk.archiveofourown.org/works/89347821 whoops i slipped & landed in 2024 in which i was frantically cranking out innkeepers-era fic un-beta'd without a care in the world π (as mentioned in my AN, this one kinda feels like if Free Space and Magpie had a baby πi hope you enjoy her! π₯Ίxx)
archiveofourown.org/works/89347821 whoops i slipped & landed in 2024 in which i was frantically cranking out innkeepers-era fic un-beta'd without a care in the world π (as mentioned in my AN, this one kinda feels like if Free Space and Magpie had a baby πi hope you enjoy her! π₯Ίxx)
I've decided when I'm having an especially spicy moment that makes me rant to unsuspecting friends who have been to my ED-Talks before I'm going to post spicy art. Poison into positivity n all that. They are having an excellent time. #ofmd #nsfwOFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
Sometimes you just gotta follow the current's lead and dance. (Comm for super kind @somegremlin.bsky.social wrapped up a bit ago! Always love drawing a happy merEd. π§‘) #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
