kommo

@alphakomm.bsky.social

Alpha | "musician" & "artist" | 23 y/o | AuDHD/OCD/GAD/possible BPD | EN/DE/JP OK | Hopelessly TF-obsessed nerd

been cooking up a lil AU where the whole idea is heaven and hell team up together to subjugate humanity and humanity desperately reaches out to Stolas for help to wage an insurgency and he gets his own special badass Human contingent called the Goetic Guard that looks like this and and and

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Last night I watched DaThings' YTP "Speedfolded" and I truly think the idea of the speedrunner Bubzia having an opposite counterpart named AntiBubzia who cancels out all of Bubzia's speedruns by simultaneously performing the same speedruns backwards is the funniest joke I've ever seen in a YTP.

You can love a work of fiction to the point you want it told the absolute best way possible, but that impulse can run against the purpose of it coming from specific people. To appreciate something as having a point, you have to appreciate that it's expressing something,

i dont usually do this kinda thing but please if you can support chevybarks. they recently tragically lost their spouse, a beloved furry artist and hellaverse fanartist who was intimately involved in their communities and one of the sweetest, kindest people ever. LRT is art they did in their memory

i dont usually do this kinda thing but please if you can support chevybarks. they recently tragically lost their spouse, a beloved furry artist and hellaverse fanartist who was intimately involved in their communities and one of the sweetest, kindest people ever. LRT is art they did in their memory

⊹⊹⊹ Hᴏᴡ ᴅᴏ I ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇs I ʟᴏᴠᴇ? ⊹⊹⊹ Tɪᴍᴇ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴛᴜʀɴs ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀɢᴇs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ɪᴛ’s ʙᴜʀɴᴇᴅ. Pʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ, Aɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪɢʜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴇғᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴs ʙᴜᴛ ɪᴛ’s sᴏ ʜᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴛᴀʏ, Wʜᴇɴ I ʜᴀᴠᴇ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴛᴏ sᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ’ʀᴇ ⊹⊹⊹ sᴏ ғᴀʀ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ⊹⊹⊹

A memorial piece for my late friend, we are wearing the clothes we picked out together the last time we saw each other, I am attempting to chase Charlie through a field into heaven as they have their back turned to the light with their hand out stretched toward mine which is reaching for them. The space between us is great, Charlie is slightly transparent the closer they are to the light, between us are the words “so far away” the colors as the piece goes to the right, on my side, are meant to be more representative of earth and their heavenly glow only surrounds the parts of me closest to them, and it is not nearly as bright on myself as I won’t actually be able to join them.

The piece is inspired by the song “so far away” by avenged sevenfold

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

there are thousands of laypeople who could become absolutely cracked artists and create the most beautiful things you've ever seen, if only a few tiny widespread misconceptions (like "but isn't referencing cheating? no real artists do that, right?) they've casually believed for years were addressed