I’m like good tea: if I spend too long in the water I get bitter
Alpha
@alphatheskunk.bsky.social
Shitposter, nerd, dev. Satanist. Science-related stuff. / 40+ / no minors, I like smut. Furry trash. / 🔞⚛️🌱🖥🇨🇦 pfp by @xtassyart.bsky.social banner by @tigresadaina.bsky.social
"Accepted terms and conditions"
“I didn’t use deodorant”
Fuck religion that treats women or in general any living being as inferior.
You never know people’s internal struggles. For instance, it’s likely I have treated you respectfully while I was horny af. You’re welcome. (I maybe wrecked you in my head.)
"Struggle" Mebh for Reiver Horse Maybe she's trying to say she's already hot and ready! #kinktober #cookingvore #nsfw
"Caught" Dirk for Reiver Horse Oh, a blade! how convenient, you're gonna free him, right? ... right? c.c; #nsfw #furryart #kinktober
I'm too highbrow to send dick pics. Mine are cockographs.
I'm too highbrow to send pussy pics. Mine are vaginal vignettes.
It's called telepathy, maybe you know what I mean
it’s called a running gag, maybe you’ve heard my bit
Babe when I get you, your clitor-is will become a clitor-was
Something that has been bothering me a bit is this pattern of a politician saying the dumbest shit ever and instead of laughing it off and ignoring it like the dumb shit it is everyone turns to explain why the dumb shit is dumb shit. You know they’re the ones controlling the conversation, right?
JCO is defending furries fyi
Another take I have on this is that AI writing is just bad. They repeat catching patterns as if it was a marketing brochure, it doesn’t pay attention to tension, pacing, wording. Once you see it, you see it everywhere and it gets tiring really fast.
Fucka If I ever have a child, I’ll I be Motha Fucka?
FucksTheDark / Fucks Is this really that different? XD
I’d love surprise art and I’ll post it EVERYWHERE. Haven’t gotten any in a while and money is tight for commissions right now. I found that f-list is a wonderful site for adding preferences and boundaries, here’s mine: www.f-list.net/c/alpha%20sk... Ref here cos f-list wouldn’t let me upload it.
My new obsession is going to be "talking like a human" because, holy shit, reports are unreadable now.