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@los-los.bsky.social
here, I can’t see the eye rolls recents https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g once liked https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Eating clam chowder out of the can with my hand like Winnie the Pooh
leave my comfort zone? but “comfort” is literally right there in the name
only the smartest 1% of intellectual nerds will get this: 80085
I’m always attacked on this website
Nichole Hiltz 🧡@nicholehiltz.bsky.social · yesterdayI am so triggered by leaf blowers and lawn mowers 😵💫
It’s fun when you wake up at 3am with your head full of cobwebs, but your penis is ready to go.
when life gives you sermon, run away from those sermonades
richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d agopost your worst draft
100 people? Who has ever even seen 100 people? There are like 38 people on Bluesky, tops. And 17 of them suck.
Bluesky@bsky.app · yesterdayUpdate: group chats can now host up to 100 members.
I got a new purse. It only has a single compartment that everything goes into. I think I’ve solved every problem in my life. 
If you put your username on a meme you made there's a 100% chance you willingly sleep with your own family members
I don't have mood swings, I have genre shifts.
You think you can fool m.. "Peekaboo" Wha, where did you go?
I am terrible with remembering names. So, if I call you Shrek, that's why.
Son: how’d you get your shoulders so big? Me: years and years of shrugging
DARTH VADER: I am your father LUKE: I’m not sure I believe you DARTH VADER: hi not sure I believe you, I’m Darth Vader LUKE: daddy?
I think I've 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 mastered the art of overexaggeration.
new jelly shoes just dropped…and dropped…and dropped
La Spaghettissima@catlady.gay · 20h agoRubber sement
