We’re well past the funnest the internet was ever going to be. Like, MILES past it. Anyway. Sleep well, yeah?
Altrincham Dry Cleaners
@altydrycleaners.bsky.social
A dry cleaners in Altrincham, Manchester. Definitely not a meth lab.
Want to know where it all went wrong? When telly presenters started speaking with their mouths full.
Want to know where it all went wrong? When telly presenters started speaking with their mouths full.
People on home improvement shows with a budget of £30k or whatever then sit around at the end going "Umm yeah we overspent by £1.2 million but y'know " should go to prison.
Could’ve gone with LAKE AMERICAGREATAGAIN but ok next time
Trump signs executive order renaming Lake Ontario to 'Lake America'
The name change is "effective immediately," Trump said.
abcnews.com
If you had to slide a bolt, push a gate, open some shutters and bang impatiently on a locked door, then yes, madam, we’re closed. We’ll make it easier for you during opening hours.
Hey Netflix how about a show where kinda self-styled celebrities try to find dry cleaners they haven’t been barred from?
Lad jumping the Aldi queue then dropping all your stuff in the car park please enjoy an “oh dear” from the rest of us.
Look, just give all this pistachio nonsense a rest. You’re just turning stuff green and pretending it tastes different. Pack it in.
give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
Spinky’s Mama@spinkysmama.bsky.social · last mo.give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
[spelling bee] JUDGE: your word is "literal" KID: can you use it in a sentence JUDGE: yes
Oh right haha "strain" your eyes cos colander got it great stuff
O Brother, Where Art Thou? is way better.
There’s end-to-end encryption and then there’s my 14yo having a conversation with her friends.
No. There are SO many things to defund before this magnificent pile of nuts and bolts.
Jodrell Bank's Lovell telescope faces axe in science cuts, BBC understands
Astronomers warn it would tear the heart out of UK science, and leave a generation untrained.
bbc.co.uk
Left a WhatsApp group eight seconds after I was added to it. A new PB.
We’re open til 2pm so you’d better get moving if you live four hours away.
You’re either a person who does sarcastic thank you waves to drivers who don’t do actual thank you waves or you’re a grown up. I can’t have it both ways.
A friend once said to me “I’d rather do nothing at all than something I enjoy doing” and it’s still the most profound thing I’ve ever heard. (Note: He’s a bass guitarist)
Saw a LITTLE KID wearing a Pantera t-shirt and I asked ok then what's their best album and they said umm it's close but Vulgar Display over Cowboys probably and I was like... ok yeah that's probably correct bye
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Rich Neville@richneville.bsky.social · 2mo agoStop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Exhausting, isn’t it? All of this. *waves vaguely*
Exhausting, isn’t it? All of this. *waves vaguely*