i’ve got all ten of my votes left and i’m extremely open to bribes just fyi. straight-up tammany hall levels of corruption over here

cynthia loves u@lesbiats.bsky.social · 22m ago

i have four votes left for the bsky elections i will be holding onto them and handing them out to whoever impresses me over the next two weeks

really pisses me off to be in one of like two fields where AI is making big objective strides (and the comp sci people brought this on themselves) continuing to refuse to use AI will genuinely, and legitimately, impact my career prospects at this point. and it’s not like those were great to begin w

they fucking boomed me w “bubbler,” okay. the fucking dialect quiz got my fucking ass. i was clicking all the super normal options and then the literal last question asked me about what you might call a “water fountain” and. it’s a bubbler! it’s called a bubbler because it bubbles, okay? it bubbles…

You are not the tallest person on bluesky

KAYSIE’S OCD COMPULSIONS, RANKED: TV ON EVEN VOLUME, BUT NOT 10, 38, OR 40: rarely an issue 20+10+5S COUNTDOWN BEFORE LEAVING BED/SHOWER: slows me down in morning HANDWASHING: a pain esp when doing chores CAN’T EAT UNTIL EVERYONE HAS TAKEN A BITE: please please PLEASE stop talking my tummy hurts

kaysie engagement bait kaysie engagement bait! (i considered blacking out everything except steel but decided that was no fun)

helios attractivegenital@murkyuri.bsky.social · yesterday

hey🧍

making two shitty posts at the same time so that when my followers don’t like the first one they pity-like the second

kaysie engagement bait kaysie engagement bait! (i considered blacking out everything except steel but decided that was no fun)

helios attractivegenital@murkyuri.bsky.social · yesterday

hey🧍

“did i just pick a clocky seat on the bus” SHUT UP BRAIN SHUT UP WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?

lots of options to choose from but i like this one

Anaïs might be learning how to edit🤔@anaisl.bsky.social · 2d ago

Spending WAAAAAAY to long on sending a message on the friend discord Not because it was hard to think of the joke, that was the easy part. The hard part is "am I really going to say this to the guys?"

toddler on the bus toddler on m ybus this is not a drill toddler on theb us

lots of options to choose from but i like this one

Anaïs might be learning how to edit🤔@anaisl.bsky.social · 2d ago

Spending WAAAAAAY to long on sending a message on the friend discord Not because it was hard to think of the joke, that was the easy part. The hard part is "am I really going to say this to the guys?"

sorry everyone i put on bf’s hat and i think it possessed me a little bit

kaysie rose 🥀@alwayskayday.bsky.social · 2d ago

there’s basically no point in human history where u could introduce baseball caps and ppl wouldn’t think they’re sick as fuck

i try not to like y’all’s nudes bc i don’t want to send the wrong message. but i do think you’re all hot. so when you’re like “oh my god only 8 ppl think i’m hot” you can add 1 to that. 9 people think you’re hot

this is perhaps the best piece of journalism i have ever been involved with

Nathan Alderman@nathanalderman.com · 3d ago

With their parents' permission, I interviewed Riley about their self-dubbed "master plan" to prank Harrow, and whether we should, in fact, be more frightened of children. (Riley says yes.)

katie we need to go eat at a traditional non-japanese asian restaurant together so that when our waiter comes to take our orders i can say to them “hey my friend here was too shy to ask but she was wondering if you have “ramen, like from Naruto”?”

i hate that they all call it “bath tissue” now. it’s toilet paper, we can handle hearing the word “toilet”

there’s basically no point in human history where u could introduce baseball caps and ppl wouldn’t think they’re sick as fuck

she seems nice!

kaysie rose 🥀@alwayskayday.bsky.social · 3w ago

math undergrads love transitioning its enrichment for them

i was gonna make a starter pack w just me bc it seems fun to be in a starter pack. but apparently there’s an 8 person minimum. my dream is crushed

obsessed w the fact that my mom just found out that i’ve been wearing glasses for real. for literally the past three years she thought they were “vanity glasses”

posting a joke that gets 0 likes: that’s showbiz, baby. just gotta be funnier next time posting a selfie that gets 0 likes: i am putting on my wedding dress and walking into the sea

when are we gonna get the always sunny episode with theyfab dee

panty sniffing is a noble art w a noble history. winston churchill sniffed panties, probably. that seems like something he would do. at least a few US presidents i assume. maybe an astronaut but boxer sniffing? that’s ridiculous. nobody of any consequence has ever sniffed a pair of boxers sex-style

kaysie rose 🥀@alwayskayday.bsky.social · 3d ago

they rlly need to make a men’s underwear it’s cool to sniff

they rlly need to make a men’s underwear it’s cool to sniff

please understand that when this “directed by ray blanchard” gag popped up on screen. i LOST it. and i was the ONLY person in the theater laughing. this is like 45 seconds into the movie

alternate ending@jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 4d ago

these are the moments that make life worth living

They should require that you be tested for the presence of a human soul before you’re allowed to practice medicine

tranny whose still into harry potter for some godforsaken reason waking up from surgery: the bitch who lived

had a dream all the US trans girlies were moving to the UK to flee transphobic persecution and— hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. breathe. hahahahaha

please understand that when this “directed by ray blanchard” gag popped up on screen. i LOST it. and i was the ONLY person in the theater laughing. this is like 45 seconds into the movie

alternate ending@jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 4d ago

these are the moments that make life worth living