Stella Sacco

@antlervel.vet

writer • narrative designer • lesbian • nyc repped @ HMLA by @ninarichner.bsky.social

BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.

There is something about El-Sayed I dislike that is hard to put my finger on, just something about his whole deal, but I’m glad he won so the citizenry does not have to be represented by a woman who sounds like Patti Mayonnaise playing Marge Gunderson

On my main, longtime Discord with my internet buddies we developed a habit of saying “Dumb Fuck!” exactly like that whenever someone says something dumb. Recently someone made an emote of “Dumb Fuck” as the Daft Punk logo

Emote as described in post

This novel has been on the shelf at my local CVS for over a year. Has America finally fallen out of love with the adventures of *squinting* Joe Pickett?

A book called Three-Inch Teeth by CJ Box, on a shelf next to apple juice and other books. A roaring, rearing bear is on the cover.

Guy catcalled me from his truck so I killed him with a martial arts move with speed and power most would describe as superhuman but for me is perfectly normal since I’m wearing my compressive black bike shorts

RAY: Beef! Check out my dude Long Herman! He’s in the Guinness for his length! ROAST BEEF: See I would say something such as “height” because “length” makes it sound as if homeboy is hanging it horse style RAY: Player got a connective tissue disorder! Scientists disagree on its hog ramifications!

NINTENDO DIRECT ENGLISH V/O: *low register* In a world ruled by dragon blood, a hero must rise and slay Wyverniax… NINTENDO DIRECT ENGLISH V/O: *next slide, in high register* Return to Stinktown with your buddies as you wield the new Megaplunger! But watch out…something reeks!!