Scars are just beauty marks you've earned...
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At last I can see life has been patiently waiting for me And I know there's no guarantees, but I'm not alone There comes a time in everyone's life When all you can see are the years passing by And I have made up my mind that those days are gone
I weighed myself this afternoon... hadn't done that in a while. I was utterly shocked to discover I seem to have left Maine only about a pound heavier than I arrived, which frankly seems impossible... given @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social's attempt to force me up a pant size. 🤣
Hair is cut... forgot to take a picture before it went back up in a pony tail, so... 😆 I walked into my stylist's stall and said, "Okay, before you judge... " and then launched into how I fucked up the color on New Year's and just got mad one day & whacked off my pony tail in a rage. Her:
Barbie Doll Shocked Face
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I'm watching something on Hulu and every ad break Franklin Graham's shit-swizzling ass pops up on my TV talking about Jesus this & Jesus that. I flip him off the entire time he's speaking. And I encourage you to do the same. I hate that motherfucker with the white-hot passion of 1000 suns.
Baby Girl Shows Middle Finger
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10 days from now I'll be in Vegas... where I will stand in the orchestra pit of the Colosseum in Caesar's Palace having a complete & total sobbing meltdown standing at Kelly Clarkson's feet staring up at her while she sings. It's gonna be utterly humiliating. And I'll be powerless to stop it.
Oh Well Whatever
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Ate some Sun Chips. Took my old lady joint pill. Goin' to bed early watching Dante's Peak. Before that though? Gotta dance on Bart for a bit. First I've been on him today. Didn't even take him into that shitbox hotel room last night. Let's dance, kids... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn67...
Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) [Official Video]
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Okay... all checked into the hotel in Muncie. And all is right in my world again. Bart is unpacked, Roku stick is connected & Kelly is singing. Getting my hair cut tomorrow. And some chick staying here said the pool is open, so I'mma scope that out while I'm here... it was closed last time.
Got outta that rancid room in Mechanicsburg around 8:00... a few hours from Muncie. Stopped at a Cracker Barrel in Ohio for a late lunch, because I'm a white broad driving through bumfuck Ohio on a road trip and that's just what ya do! French toast, in case you're wondering...
Willy Wonka: Rules of the House
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This Holiday Inn Express is absolute trash. Pretty sure the furniture in this "upgraded" room I absolutely did not ask for is from the fucking Truman administration. And this is THE most uncomfortable hotel bed I've ever laid on. I'm getting the fuck outta here and back on the road early.
Aaaaaaand... I'm off. Rain has stopped, for now. Hope I timed this right and that holds!
Crying Woman: Fingers Crossed
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Oh, yay... just found a new stand-up special from Kathleen Madigan on Prime.
Kelly Clarkson Cheers on The Voice
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You get this right? These are the last gasps of mediocre white male domination. And it's a direct response to & backlash against the election/reelection of Barack Obama *and* MeToo. The pendulum was always going to swing back... America's foundational white supremacy & patriarch guaranteed it.
Warrior Nun Netflix: No One Said You Couldn't Fight Back
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Scars are just beauty marks you've earned...@alyssonfergison.com · 2d agoThat's exactly it... we're witnessing the intentional re-centering of the mediocre white male in America and as long as we keep putting mediocre white males like Ken Martin in positions where they get to make decisions for the party, this will not only continue, it will escalate rapidly.
Man... this weather really sucks. I'm not hitting the road until about noon today. I wanted to leave earlier, but the later I leave, the less time I'll spend driving in the rain. It's supposed to break up to the west this morning, so hopefully I'll drive out of most of it relatively quick.
Sasha Colby Says 'Mama Is On It'
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Ugh... I just looked at the weather and tomorrow's drive is gonna suuuuuuuuuck almost the whole way. I hate driving in the rain, but at least it won't be at night. I don't do that shit anymore, ever since I saw a semi get sucked off the road behind me by a tornado that belonged in Twister.
Twister Movie: Iconic Yell
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Okay... so... here's what it's looking like between here & Vegas: Leave Maine tomorrow, tomorrow night in Ohio; Leave Ohio Tuesday morning, Tuesday - Friday night in Muncie; Leave Muncie Saturday morning, Saturday night in Olathe, MO (heads up, @jamiesbowen.bsky.social!); Leave Olathe...
I just started watching Ride or Die and some point I'm gonna need to have a conversation about how fucking sexy Hannah Waddingham is, because...
Man's Charmed Swoon
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Oh... hello, lover... the things I'm about to do to you with my mouth. Look away, people. Cover your children's eyes.
So, a friend's kid asked me recently if I was "a member of the community" and basically which letter I am, so I answered "B". That was super easy to answer back in the LGBT days, but I think the Q also pretty much applies to me... you think about that shit more when a kid asks these days.
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I just ordered a lobster roll for lunch. And I'm having it delivered, along with a blueberry crisp cannoli, because I'm too lazy to leave the hotel today. It's also laundry day, so I'm wearing my 5-sizes-too-big I-Dream-of-Jeannie fat girl sweats... I sure as hell wasn't going to a restaurant. 🤣
Don't Even Look At Me: Annoyed Reaction
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So, when I stopped in OH on my way east to visit a childhood friend, we had breakfast at this place with amazing waffles. I might stop at the same hotel tomorrow night on my way back west, just to get those waffles for breakfast before hitting the road. There's still a fat chick in here. 🤣
Kelly Clarkson Sings 'Sorry Not Sorry' Kellyoke
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I'm so goddamn tired of the "If you don't live in <insert state>, shut up... it's up to those voters." Go fuck yourselves. And eat all the dicks. Those voters are electing ONE of just ONE HUNDRED people who make decisions for all 340M+ of us. WE GET TO HAVE FUCKING OPINIONS, YA ASSHOLES.
No, YOU shut up!
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This is the shittiest fucking club on Earth. And we all join it at some point. Send a little love... eh?
Hermione Granger Crying on a Hill
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TheeDemFairy510🖤@theedemfairy510.bsky.social · 3d ago@alyssonfergison.com I've joined you in that club. My Mama died. I'm struggling. Service Saturday. My family is nuts. Pray for me please. I didn't want to post about it because.....it makes it real & really means no chance to reconcile & "fix" things. I'm struggling.
So... the uber-rad @miladyfirestorm.bsky.social came over to the hotel to hang out for a while yesterday and look what she drew for me while she was here! Very talented, that feral-brained looney toon!! Real friendship is being gifted original CUNT art. 🤣
I almost can't believe I'm saying this, but... I'm really enjoying the new Masters of the Universe movie. I'm in a holding pattern here until they get my new room clean, so I decided to watch this movie... and I'm not mad about it. This Skeletor is pretty awesome. They really nailed it.
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So, my dumb ass decided to stay a little longer, but I forgot about Lobster Fest, so when I went down to add a couple more nights the other day, I could only get this room for one more night. But the rad chick at the front desk put a king room in her name for me, just in case I couldn't keep...
Draggin' so much ass this morning, put a whole damn packet of Swiss Miss in my morning coffee. Look, they're right there at the coffee maker in the lobby staring me in the half-conscious face. How am I supposed to resist turning my coffee into a mocha?!? That's a set-up if ever I've seen one. 😆
Woman Holding 'Help Me' Mug
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HEY! @johnathanperk.bsky.social and @tmwillia828.blacksky.app!! King of Prussia Mall any good? I think I'm gonna stop at a hotel right there this weekend on my way west and was thinking about doing some shopping, so maybe I can stop looking like I'm always heading to/from the gym. 🤣