Born to lay in the pool and watch the aircrafts. Forced to work and provide.
Amanda B
@amandajpanda.bsky.social
Beverage Goblin. Cheeseburger/Garlic Girl. Midwest Crockpot Queen.
It's the last day of my staycation, they're going to have to drag me out of my pool. Might sleep here.
20 & 22 heard a loud boom and when to check it out, on foot, like the investigative journalists they are..... when the local News gossip guy hasn't posted yet.
I had an allergic reaction to a med and went to the ED yesterday, I did not see Mitch in the living part of the hospital.
Dateline Unforgettable is SO good and apologizing for meeting in those conditions was more than journalism, it was genuinely being a good human.
Oura Ring @ 8am: Take it easy today, you need rest. Oura Ring @ 9am: Move around you pudgy little potato, also, we're taking your activity crown.
I need a job at Phlur, I drown myself in Father Figure daily.
I think about Julian McMahon at least 3 times a week. What a loss for the world.
Was supposed to see my Dad this week and now that's not happening but I'm still taking pto, so now I just need to figure out how not to go back to my job before then.
I just ran into the local billboard attorney and he asked what I was doing... I'm trying to find the cheapest pack of beef, Chad.....
My bones are warm. -my viking son (aka 20) visiting me in TX from MI.
If you're looking for an indicator for how things are going, my son just brought me lasagna and a glass of wine to the pool. GWB 4. Ish.
I got to spend a few days at the beach with my son and I was taking photos of him and an old man offered to be our photographer so we were both in the photos, that's the kind of Dad Energy I live for. ❤️
Public Begs Mitch McConnell To Stop Releasing Photos Of Himself https://theonion.com/public-begs-mitch-mcconnell-to-stop-releasing-photos-of-himself/
