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moose • gay boat media and perverse fandom shit • he/they • 30s • minors/terfs/tories dni

Hello, fun life update! I have had a struggle recently with the final hurdle of my degree so I may end up graduating in the summer rather than the winter. Gotta love my brain setting depression on me.

Clocking in at the lash scar eroticization factory. 🫡 Goldenboy NSFW, classic flavors. “Turn around,” Captain says, and Izzy braces his hands on the desk. He’s been buggered before, knows what to expect. His shirt is already off, his trousers loose at his hips, unlaced by Captain’s thick fingers. +

Disaster Ship Blonde@disastershipblonde.bsky.social · 6d ago

We haven't eroticised Izzy's flogging scars enough. Someone strung that chicken up!

Saddened to hear about Sam Neil - seemingly one of the nicest men on the planet, passing suddenly after getting over the big C the last few years.

My Jurassic Park tribute I drew several years ago.

"You can fit so much juice into this bad boy. We've got the one with the eggs, the one with the sheep-hybrids, the mutual cannibalism offshoot, and the fairground sleaze one, and they're all the spiritual ancestors of these two career criminals from 1717..."

It's so funny to me the intense sub-sub-fandom we've created for Goldenboy and the many layers of obfuscation you have to go through to even be able to explain what it is. "Yeah, so there's the political AU of the dark pre-canon fic of the relationship that didn't happen in the pirate comedy—"