Peter B. Parker
@amazingwebs.bsky.social
You push. No matter how much the weight feels, you get back up because when you have the power, there must come the responsibility with it. #MARVELRP #BSKYRP #MVRP #COMICRP
"I refuse to acknowledge sleeping in my beloved recliner hurt my back. No one can make me admit it."
"If you don't have access to bricks, hands and feet are just as good. That's how you keep your local neighborhood friendly."
ℝ𝕖𝕕 𝔼𝕪𝕖@oneeyedwonder.bsky.social · 2mo agoThat's the tweet.
"If someone like Fisk is ever elected mayor, I'm changing my name to the amazing putz-man and joining the Avengers."
"Love turning the air conditioner on and going bankrupt. I think next time I will send an express punch out when I get the bill."
"That birthday was one in a million. My favorite was when all my favorite suoervillain dropouts conspired against me. It was cute."
"Absolutely not. Suffocating out in the open is the pure New York experience. Doing anything about is Rhode Island talk and not to be tolerated."
Ivette “Ivy” Velez / The Jaguar@themightyjaguar.bsky.social · 2mo ago“It’s funny. It’s not exactly a pleasant smell. Some would say it’s downright awful. …but it’s a familiar awful. And there’s comfort in that.” …………. “……someone should do something about that though.”
"Litter on the side walk means I know I'm back in good ol' New York. Breath in that smog and don't tell me it's relaxing."
"Desperation is thinking a dive in the harbor might be a good idea. Never before has sewage and the lost link of evolution soup looked so comforting."
"I'm more surprised that can still be a part of anyone's vocabulary. Truly a feat on its own."
Parker Swift@linehopper.bsky.social · 3mo ago"What, 'retire?'"
"Saying that word in this economy is a brave choice."
Parker Swift@linehopper.bsky.social · 3mo agoDon't retire in your twenties. I'm so goddamned bored.
"Someone around here thinks they're real funny when your road trip is interrupted by Big Wheel."
"When MJ said road trip I didn't think it'd be a rescue mission for Ben."
"Being told to have a great vacation as everyone heads out for summer break. One thing though, what's a vacation?"
"Kinda cute they repaired the door for the bar with no name. I always love knocking when I'm in the area."
"People really gotta get the memo: I don't do the whole Avengers shindig. They couldn't afford me."
"Being told the kids have a cool uncle just because he rides a motorcycle. Big whoop. I had a scooter in college. I was trailblazing before any of them even knew how. I'm hip."
"Interdimensional shenanigans? What kind of yutz would do such a thing? Torch head. Torch head does such a thing."
"Oh, and he has two nieces and a nephew that are taking up my phone bill just to talk to him. I'm Spider-Man. Not Money-Man."
"Of all the things I can get mad at my cohort in webs at, it's not just he moved to San Francisco, something I'm trying really hard to forgive him for, it's that he hardly comes by to visit. The debt collectors keep confusing me for him when I'm the good looking one."
"It's like I'm always telling my kiddos: never trust the government."
"I don't do the whole team thing. You want the other Spider-Men."
"Having three and a half kids hasn't stopped me yet. Just know if I start sucking up to fun bags, I've been replaced with a lame imposter."
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 6mo ago"oof. We really have to stop talking like that. Especially you with the wee kiddo."
"I always admire how the papers catch my glamourous side. The by-line, I could do without though."
"The day I'm wrong about ol' gear head is the day I'm in a box, floating somewhere in the atlantic."
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 6mo ago"You are literally not wrong."
"Strange probably magiced it from some swiss bank account. Tony? Stark? Fun bags? I'm not going to hold my breath on that one. He'll probably buy the place and call that charity."
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 6mo ago"Well, Strange put up some cash. Tony will too most likely. Fingers crossed."
"We can't all be walking free healthcare like ol' Wolvie. Night Nurse'll need a raise after putting up with everyone's wonderful bedside manners."
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 6mo ago"I won't lie, we all could use some medical attention. Night Nurse is on double duty with this doorknob calling the shots."
"This is what I get for thinking I could tolerate Rhode Island. Not doing that ever again."
"Mayor who?! And I thought a bike lane scandal was all some of us had to worry about. How'd big ol' chuckles manage that? How's double D's blood pressure? Bet he no longer needs to wear them horns on account of how red his face must be."
𝔸 𝔾𝕦𝕪 𝔽𝕣𝕠𝕞 ℚ𝕦𝕖𝕖𝕟𝕤!@webofspider-man.bsky.social · 6mo ago"My brother under Mayor Fisk - I'm a New Yorker. Using typeface symbols and emoticons to hide my swears is in my blood!"