This one never made it to bsky, I'm still very fond of it.
Ambrose
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Maryland Horse. Neigh. Taken Enjoy the JayPEGs
Disney+ is running ads for: - An app where you pawn all your stuff - An app that gives you coupons for Dollar General I'm sure the economy is doing great
InfoWarriors, repeat these affirmations EVERY day to prepare your mind for battle!
My sink has been out of commission for 2 days because of a leak. I'm basically one of those colonial reenactors now
I found a leak behind my dishwasher after I got out of the shower tonight. I am now wrestling my dishwasher out of the wall while quiet-screaming my best cusswords so I don't wake my boyfriend. I am naked, except for a headlamp. It is 2 am.
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
No Cheating. Post your lock screen.
Me 20 years ago: Freud is reductive psuedo science. Everything isn't penis Me now: everyday we explore new frontiers in penis
Boo summer. Too hot, time to melt. Thanks to @labradorszn.bsky.social for the art!
Odyssey in 70mm film tonight. Couldn’t be more stoked. Decided to read an article from Forbes talking about IMAX film and ratios and whatnot, and was greeted with this absolute hellscape of a mobile browser experience. If you squint, you can see the actual article behind the wall of ads.
I think more guys say "bro" now instead of "dude", and I'm also convinced that this is linked to a general increase in shittiness in our country's male populace.
Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"
This is part of a super-engrossing Lovecraftian series -- definitely worth a read if you're a fan of historical-flavored cosmic horror with a bunch of cult stuff thrown in valdevia.art/project-type...
Megalomorpha – Valdevia
A collection of found footage short stories, each following a sighting of an insect-like creature and its twisted relation with humankind. Each story is separate and can be read in any order. They …
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In 1952, an abandoned shrine was found in the Wakayama prefecture of Japan. This temple, known as Rabu Shrine (羅父神宮), had signs of occupation as late as the 1920s. These documents, including postcards and manuscripts by the priest Sōkū (桑空), were recovered at the site:
In 1952, an abandoned shrine was found in the Wakayama prefecture of Japan. This temple, known as Rabu Shrine (羅父神宮), had signs of occupation as late as the 1920s. These documents, including postcards and manuscripts by the priest Sōkū (桑空), were recovered at the site:
Starting an NPR show called 3 Things Considered. We consider precisely three things a day. If any troublemaking jerk guests even try to bring up a fourth thing I put them in the sleeper hold and take them DOWN. You’d listen to this.
Booing the opponent's national anthem. Keep it classy, Mexico
Point/Counterpoint: "Buying lace-up paddock boots because I'm an adult" vs "Who the hell am I trying to impress?"