Amby Bamby
@amby.bsky.social
give me a corn dog and a plane ticket to anywhere. my girls are my world. gig ‘em forever. texan, but not that kind. lawyer, but not that kind.
Coco gonna have to start hitting the ball over the net if she wants to win (quality sports analysis I know)
I had a foldable phone in the year 2000 and now Apple is charging $2000 for a foldable phone. WILD.
Y’all know I have red bubbles and unread emails galore, but the person sharing their screen in my meeting even has ME stressed out.
I’d probably still be awake anyway so idk why I’m over here like “man I should really be asleep instead of watching this absolutely incredible tennis match” but here we are
Had lunch with one kid, about to have lunch with another kid, and they should simply have worse acoustics in school cafeterias. WHY SO LOUD Nobody is even yelling 😂
Someone posted a snarky lil “what your wine glass says about you” video, except none of the answers were “this one says you have kids, so you can’t use the beautiful long-stemmed wine glasses I’m shaming everyone for not using, because there would be shattered glass everywhere. Every. Single. Time.”
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO. Did I really just ready a prediction that after this weekend’s games Texas will be ranked #2 and we will be ranked #11? So they will move up from 5th to 2nd and we will fall from 8th to 11th‽ After these performances??? And nobody in the top 10 losing??? MAKE. IT. MAKE. SENSE.
Are they going to reclassify Poe and Shakespeare and literally every other author read in high school English as “teen” or are only going to be able to read YA now? 😑😑😑
Alex Ip 葉清霖@alexip718.com · 3d agoJesus Christ: after a recent ruling by the Eighth Circuit that allowed Act 372 to take effect, an Arkansas county has banned all children from checking out any books in the adult section, bringing home any DVDs, or using the self-checkout kiosk in its public libraries.
The algorithm is failing majorly The day I pick out my outfit for the carpool line (where you…drive, sit in your car and wait, interact with another human for maybe 30 seconds, and then drive home) will be the day hell freezes over.
Fun game. Mostly fun weekend of college football. Onto the next.
I watched it again and they truly did not even explain it. Just “there is one second left in the game.” Not “there was one second left on the clock when…” (bc there wasn’t lmao) Just got on the mic and said “okay so ya there’s still one second left in this game that’s already over, sound good?”
Like…..this isn’t a Dez Caught It situation. There aren’t differing opinions to be had. What is a catch and what is targeting and what is pass interference are things that determine games and fans get pissed about sometimes but they can be argued. But this is like……did it say zero? Yes. K.
Literally cheating. Actually the most corrupt thing I've ever seen.