Last night I dreamt I asked someone who died and gave them the flambe recipe. I will be using this line at some point in the near future.

At least it's cool at this altitude

Just sent a message to my friend to wish her a happy birthday. It was supposed to say, "Happy Birthday, beautiful", but autocorrect did a thing and I wished my buttock a happy birthday. Great.

Been out on my motorbike. Then had beer.

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Dog Chasing Its Tail Playfully

ALT: Dog Chasing Its Tail Playfully

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Faith—@ohfaith.bsky.social · 6d ago

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Just once in my life, I want to open a glove compartment and find a pair of knickers.

When your mum turns 80, invites the neighbours over then goes to bed an hour before they're due.

Fuck me, I hate LinkedIn.

My mum is having a pacemaker fitted tomorrow following heart surgery earlier in the week. She is not happy about this but has requested a rude name for the device. It shall be named F.U.C.K.E.R. Functioning Under Cardiac Kerfuffle, Even Reluctantly.

Actually, I want fucking peace, money and fancy shit. And that's ok too.

What is this strawberry wine shit. Fuck off.

This is the worst super bowl ever

I want it to kick off. I'm bored. Bring back the muppets.

What an anal crock of cheesy fucking shit.

What the actual fuck is this shite?

I’ll tell you what would perk things up: replacing the referee with a pantomime horse.

I don't like this particular sports ball but this guy looks like he's holding a bat'leth

Friday.

"Now see here, that's not nice", or the equivalent isn't cutting it. The opposing voice needs to be as loud (or louder) than the one you're challenging. He's not a politician, stop with the straight political denouncements. Take a stand. Stop giving stern speeches then 'running away'.

Tom Nichols@radiofreetom.bsky.social · 4w ago

The whole evening on television has been a stream of Democrats refusing this nonsense, but beyond that I’m not sure what you’d like them to do

The greatest country on earth. Apparently.

Mickey Kuhns@mickeykuhns.bsky.social · 4w ago

BBC News - Trump alleges 'shocking vulnerabilities' in US election security ahead of midterms www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... "I'm going to lose bigly. Time to accuse Dems of cheating and blame immigrants".

Trump alleges 'shocking vulnerabilities' in US election security ahead of midterms

The president accuses China of meddling in the 2020 election, directly contradicting past findings from US intelligence.

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Lunch time, innit!? I just love these sunglasses.

A lot of people say this has bin brewing for a long time and voters are just taking out the trash at last

Adam Bienkov@adambienkov.bsky.social · last mo.

When you come third place to a bin

Is it me or does this suggest the existence of an area or areas where antisocial driving is acceptable?