Remember to be ballin you gotta be all in

Starting to think I will ever get rid of this feeling of burn out 🤙

Got that dog in me? I must got that deer in me, cause I always feel like running into oncoming traffic

Hey sport, rough day? wanna smoke a blunt about it?

just tired of feeling so low all the time

heavy is the head that holds the crown

slop enjoyer@slop.guru · 4w ago

how your email finds me

crash out with my ass out

You ever just wanted to abandon all responsibilities and run off into the woods never to be seen again? Me too man. Me too

I wonder where you go when I close my eyes

You’ve reached the voice mailbox of the Mothman. He can’t come to the phone right now, but after the beep, please record your message. beep

Would like to book a 1 way trip to the moon thanks

“Are you single?” Nah I’m in an isolationship.

And then it rained for 40 days and 40 nights And honestly my yard looks like a swamp can we not? I keep expecting to look outside and see Shrek flipping me the bird

AI is bad art but in a different way than bad art is bad art, you know?

as the days get warmer, remember: if you’re hot, they’re hot! bring them in the pool to cool down.

Happy 32nd birthday to meee I will be celebrating with a wake n bake as one should

A blunt before bed keeps away the existential dread

Happy birthday to meeeee

It’s my birthday in like 30m and all I really want is a never ending blunt and world peace ya feel?

Mothman love moth.

crash out with my ass out

Happy Mother’s Day to each and all of yooooou. Keep kicking ass 🫶🖤

buried my heart but i’m digging it up