I will vote for any politician who wants to ban blind box toys marketed to children and I frankly don’t care about any of their other positions.

I love how at the beginning of the new Spider-Man Spider-Man is clearly in a Spider-Man video game. He gets an alert on an amorphous crime app and he stops a gun fight on a midtown rooftop and then immediately there’s a runaway tank in New York City. New York City: the city of tanks.

My daughter recently watched her first TV show. We decided to go with a celebrated show centered on a family of talking animals produced in a country with a controversial history of British rule. That’s right she’s been watching Irish children’s television sensation Puffin Rock! She loves it.

@carberry.deals , in character: Well what if we just did *insert cockamamie scheme* @austinwalker.bsky.social , playing a character who is very over this guy's shit:

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I assume you missed the part where I’d have to run an extension cord from my 2nd floor apartment to a parking lot

The Women’s Professional Baseball League doesn’t have radio broadcasts. Which is a damn shame. Baseball is a radio game if there ever was one.

Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation

Translator Of Original ‘Minions’ Epic Poem Slams ‘Sexless, Bloodless’ Film Adaptation

PHILADELPHIA—In a 4,500-word essay published in Harper’s Magazine, Emily Wilson, known for her popular translation of the Minions epic poem, blasted the latest film Thursday as a “sexless, bloodless” ...

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Dungeons and Dragons is not the right framework to play Star Wars. It probably is the right framework for WoW. But it just doesn’t seem like I lived through the OGL era for this to be where the hobby goes.

I wouldn’t have guessed UEFA would vote unanimously to keep the ball round.

I just feel like if I were a famous athlete and I was making LLCs to hide my shady potentially illegal business dealings I wouldn’t put my initials and jersey number in the names of all those LLCs.

Death to the Wizard Kings is one of the two or three coolest things I got at last year’s Gen Con. Unfortunately I won’t be there this year to try and get it signed but if you are there this year you should seek it out.

Marie Enger@soengery.bsky.social · last wk.

I am gonna be at GEN CON and if you're around on Friday or Saturday from 4:20 (blaze it) to 6pm, you should come chill with me over at the CRWN Booth (#2549, by the entrepreneur's ave). Get some shit signed, talk to me about your upcoming project, tell me about a book you read. I dunno! Come chill!

She really is a generational talent. Absolutely nailing the character of "Mets fan"

Your food processor has a chute that fits your dick. Should you?

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ChatGPT now has a space for sharing medical records. Should you?

I can’t wait for 76ers fans to get their hands on Bronny. I assume Bronny is also going to Philly and do not care to fact check this post.

A thing about kids is they will often latch on to random songs and one my daughter is on right now is “Why We Build the Wall” from Hadestown so she just goes around yelling “we build the wall to keep us free” and if you don’t know the show it’s like we have a little far right natalist baby.

Alamo Drafthouse buying the cinerama dome after they’ve been bought by Sony and switched to that awful phone ordering system is sure a monkeys paw moment for LA movie enthusiasts.

I think I would like to see the unaired Taskmaster pilot where Greg is too mean.

i can't believe we all have to pretend that jeff kent is a hall of famer but barry bonds isnt

Asking myself that crucial question: Do I want to see Weird Al at the Minnesota State Fair?

You can tell it’s an exciting all-star game when one team gets three hits in the entire game and they’re all singles.

Enter to win one of four copies of our special edition Marielda soundtrack! One drawing will happen at the end of the stream tonight, while the other three will be announced on August 14th! tinyurl.com/winmarielda

Marielda 10th Anniversary Vinyl Giveaway

As part of our celebration of Marielda's 10th Anniversary, we're giving away four copies of our extra special anniversary vinyl edition of its soundtrack, illustrated by Elemei from a concept by Annie...

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We're live now on twitch.tv/friendsatthetable and will be starting our Marielda anniversary stream in 10 minutes! Come join us to listen to the soundtrack, enter to win one of our vinyl special editions, and hang out with us as we play some multiplayer games.

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We’re probably not too far away from an all Cumberbatch deck.

LIZ@lizrpg.bsky.social · 3w ago

just missile strike my house next time

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Friends at the Table@friends-table.bsky.social · 3w ago

Tomorrow (7/14) is the 10th anniversary of Marielda! We're going to be celebrating live on twitch at 6pm ET with a soundtrack listening party, a vinyl edition giveaway, and some multiplayer video games with the cast! www.patreon.com/friends_tabl...

God that home run derby really got bailed out by having a fantastic ending. Maybe more than one hitter should go at once. Impossible? Perhaps.

rip sam. here is a story about farts and Princess di he told. what a legend.

“I’m scared of the truth. The truth is outside.” My kid is making up scary stories now.

I guess what’s changed in me since having a child is Jess and I went to see Toy Story 5 and as soon as I got back to the car I said “wow Bonnie has really bad parents”

The place we’re eating dinner is playing a retro Kanye playlist and the nostalgia is hitting like a truck. Remember when he wasn’t like that or we didn’t know? Pain from an old wound.

I think USA should simply do a better job defending.