ejector seat but just to dump me off the couch when it's bedtime

reposting for my friends with spooky kids

Glen Weldon@ghweldon.bsky.social · 7h ago

So WILDWOOD is one of the best films of the year, is what. Gorgeous, exciting, with humor that emerges out of character and situation, not references. Plus, not for nothing, DARK. Goes HARD. Take your young kids of you think they can handle it. Or leave ‘em at home and see it your own damn self.

yuletide signup is IN with HOURS TO SPARE

love to get all teary eyed on the bus because the romance novel I've been enjoying is finally having the hero confront the b-plot of his sick mom

leo pointing dot gif at @sarahmackattack.bsky.social being the demo account in the video

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the first question was just rude Krillion #99 🦐 425 🐟🦑🐟🏮🌟🦑🦑

I grew up in a college town with student rentals in our neighborhood, and we'd get the students trick-or-treating sometimes once I was old enough to man the door (after I did my own trick-or-treating) I gave MORE candy to those who had costumes, but everybody got SOME candy

Richard Kadrey@richardkadrey.bsky.social · yesterday

Let them have the damn candy

work internet on the fritz again, discovered stains on my shirt when I looked at myself in daylight at the bus stop but without time to go back and change, the universe is really intent on telling me I should've taken the day off

did not have "inaugural pick for a book club featured on NHL dot com" on my author bingo card, but HERE WE ARE 🏒

Serial Bookseller@serialbookseller.bsky.social · 2d ago

HEY a shoutout to @freyamarske.bsky.social being his clubs first book in here! www.nhl.com/news/scott-w...

woke up with my brain trying to fit the lyrics of "Goodbye Earl" to the tune of "Ob-la-di, Ob-la-da" so now I pass that curse on to you

when my dad was about this guy's age he was biking and a driver hit him, thankfully at extremely low speed. dad still needed reconstructive shoulder surgery and mom is terrified of him going for long rides I am becoming a humorless screaming harpy about bad driving lately and that's part of why

Peter Flax@pflax1.bsky.social · 2d ago

This guy was caught on video committing one of the worst road rage incidents I've ever seen, plowing into a group of riders—and then he left the scene. Seriously, fuck the Atlanta Journal-Constitution for framing him as some sort of a victim. You are complicit assholes. www.ajc.com/news/2026/10...

my only meeting today got rescheduled, what if I went back to bed

going through four years of notes for a ttrpg and randomly, in the middle of the back of a page: "Guillermo del Toro fanvid to Whatta Man"

dad asking if I and/or my siblings have blu-ray players on the day of the criterion collection 50% off sale...

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to answer your immediate question: yes, there's hardtack [clack clack]

Tasting History with Max Miller@tastinghistory.bsky.social · 3d ago

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the side door I usually use at the office wasn't opening for some reason and I did genuinely think "what if I just turned around and went home" before I sucked it up and went to the front door

love to pause halfway across the street and then immediately be vindicated when the oncoming car blows through the crosswalk ahead of me

howard ashman, dying of aids, whispering from his sickbed: "tell paige: streisand" as she sang the bridge in "something there" in beauty and the beast

Amy "Thunderjam" Chase@amythunderjam.bsky.social · 3d ago

We all know the "Viggo broke his toe" story but what's another movie fact you're personally compelled to bring up every time without prompting? For me, it's the fact that Robin Tunney is wearing a wig in The Craft because of having just shaved her head to save her job filming Empire Records.

the localized gravity of my lunch has pulled me onto the couch, help

update on the overheating saga: got an all-building email and they're bringing in pros, which is a great salve to my "is it just me" anxieties

scalding the entire inside of your mouth with coffee that is too hot: not recommended as a start to your week

an October Sunday is the perfect time to put on Ghost Quartet (Live at the McKittrick version) while cooking dinner

I think the radiators are finally off, thank fuck

I was going to do the summer/winter clothing switcheroo today but I think touching a sweater dress would make me spontaneously combust

a picture frame just fell off the wall, my apartment is cursed today

i'm going to die

turning on the fan pointed at my bed because the radiators are set to "Satan's broiler" and my thermostat doesn't do shit

@stefapie.bsky.social got Chinese for my vaccination agonies and this pupu platter is hitting just right

@1001cranes.bsky.social half man is in the yuletide tagset, I hope you get all the fucked-up filth your heart desires <3