the Rita Moreno muppets episode is one of the best ones imo

Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙@blabalino.com · 14h ago

Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10

oh fuck yeah new Our Wars Have Ended episode

love when a concert ends at 10pm bc I am secretly an 80 year old man

another day another concert where I plan on wearing a risque outfit and chicken out at the last second

microsoft copilot is so fun. every time I type the word 'president' too many times in a document or email, it assumes I am speaking french and suggests that I correct it to 'président'

do not EVER trust a gnostic. EVER. they will ruin your life

I think we should be meaner to spreadsheet people actually

don't unclench your jaw, diva... God wants you to get that tension headache.

developing intelligence is fuckin stupid. terrible idea. no one wants that

everyone shut the hell up I'm about to see the Kristen Stewart/Alia Shawkat stoner comedy

I've seen posts from like four different people regarding chili paneer this afternoon. was there some kind of viral post people are weighing in on or am a victim of a marketing psyop

shout-out to this lady across from me on the train applying liquid eyeliner with one of those little hand brushes

thought an upcoming audition was asking me to choose between Palestrina's "Sicut Cervus" OR Messiaen's "O Sacrum Convivium". I've been preparing the Palestrina bc what psychopath would intentionally choose Messiaen for an audition I just re-read the email. they are asking for both

don't mind me just getting emotional at 8:15am eastern daylight time over a museum bat rescue

The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL)@themerl.bsky.social · 3d ago

So, we found a live bat in our galleries. 🦇 a thread🦇

hey just checking real quick I made some chicken parmesan does anyone want some

it just says "The Nice Guys (2016)" 15 times? weird.

IGN@ign.com · 5d ago

Ready for your Avengers Doomsday homework? Marvel has released a watchlist of 15 movies and TV shows you should watch before December 18 rolls around. https://bit.ly/3UmhwmS

got some banana bread

Generative AI is the tool and aesthetic of fascism, and that aesthetic only appeals to middle aged divorced sex predators, billionaires, guys who drive cybertrucks, and guys who don't tip. It's the aesthetic of losers, miserable assholes, and guys with a sexual allegations section in their wiki.

my ride is here

when you're mean to me on the internet this is who you're being mean to

worm@rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · last wk.

the little legs kicking

how can you not be romantic about baseball??

Brent Maguire@bmags94.bsky.social · 7d ago

Joshua Báez has homered THREE times in his MLB debut. Unreal.

slow acoustic cover of 100 gecs "money machine" send skeet

good morning and welcome to breadspotting, the game where you point out what bakery item your cat resembles this is a cinnamon roll

I will not hate-listen to the pat mcafee country rap album I will not hate-listen to the pat mcafee country rap album I will not hate-listen to the pat mcafee country rap album I will not hate-listen to the pat mcafee country rap albumI will not hate-listen to the

OOOOOOOO... look into mango's kind and soulful eyes...... you want to give her $20..... OOOOooooOooo

HAHAHA FUCK YOU PRIESTESS

beck!@anacrusisnt.bsky.social · last wk.

I've been making my way through Saros and man. I really only feel competitive in biomes 6 & 7 if I start from biome 1. Runs take me 2+ hours now. I keep dying in the last phase of the Priestess fight

someone should pay me to write about video games from the perspective of someone who is bad at video games

it is their gotcha day!! four whole years of seesters!! give it up for the seesters

why do I feel like shit. also, totally unrelated statement-- I have consumed nothing but two cups of black coffee today