There are no English words for how fucking excited I am about this new feature. There are SO MANY repost-happy accounts that I want to follow, but don't, because I don't want my feed cluttered with content I didn't ask to see. I hope this also fixes the self-repost problem too.

Feeling kinda down on my birthday. 🙃 I think nudes would cheer me up. Especially ones that show hole or pits.

How your email finds me:

Live footage of me hanging in there.

3-month surgery belly update: Looks like the fur is back in full force! One of the four incisions was pretty small in the first place, so it blends in really well under the hair. Oh, and my cock was feeling a little fat...

I feel weird about being a reply guy lately, but I haven't been feeling all that sexy and exhibitionist these days. And now I have a shaved belly because my appendix acted up 😩 so now I feel extra awkward. I know that's irrational, but brains are funny... But I'm still alive.

If you make a habit of hitting the "repost" button on just about all of your posts, including ones that you posted literally six hours ago, *especially* when you do it multiple times in one day... that's an unfollow. I really wish Bluesky would let me turn off reposts from individual accounts.

We passed each other this morning. I waved, and they put up a solidarity fist. A nice highlight to the day.

Patrick@trickvro.bsky.social · last yr.

I hope the person riding a motor scooter around Portland while wearing a trans pride flag as a cape is having a good day.

I hope you enjoyed your Tuesday morning, because they're getting ready to tear them down. There won't be any more Tuesday mornings.

Let's do the math. House-sitting + no roommate to keep quiet for + all the hot cocks and asses on Bluesky + a jar of Albolene =

It's super disappointing to see Mascular Studio use generative AI so extensively to promote some event they're organizing. Like, entire minute-long videos (plural!) of absolutely nothing but AI-generated naked bears. And they've disabled replies so people can't call them out on it anymore.

First boner of the year.

The visual contrast here was appealing. I really love fall.

I mean, it's fine to like cigars. It's even fine to really *really* like cigars... But if every. single. last. solitary. thing you post is cigar-related, it gets really tedious. You have other interests besides cigars, don't you? I'd love to see those too.

Me: "I think the people who designed the Hyundai Santa Fe were secretly pups." Them: "What makes you say that?" Me: "I mean look! 😂"

In some alternative universe out there, the slang abbreviation of "blowjob" is "bloje", and I dunno, sometimes I find myself thinking about them. What's it like over there? How are they doing?

Gays having the decency to not take dick pics while sitting on a toilet challenge (impossible, apparently 🤮)

There needs to be a "No! Nut November!" meme, along the same lines as the Lionel Hutz "No! Money down!" gag from The Simpsons.

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Who else is gonna be here? 🍆💦

A member of Congress just stole my shopping cart. How's *your* day going?

When deejaying isn't paying the bills and you decide to just give up and go live on a farm... but a very small part of you holds onto the dream.

Go visit my safe-for-work profile, where I'm posting a slow trickle of camping trip photos that are a month and a half old by now, oops. 😅

Patrick@trickvro.bsky.social · 12mo ago

More pics from that camping trip! Milking it for all it's worth at this point. 😂 After a brief detour into BC, I came back across the border and went to Spokane. Camped the night on top of Mount Spokane, which had some gorgeous views.

Just came across a profile where someone got all huffy about strangers following them. "My profile literally says if you follow me and I don't know you, don't get offended if I block you", they said, "and yet I had to block a bunch of people for following me! The nerve!" ???

I was thinking about the hole I'm fucking tonight, and my pants suddenly got very uncomfortable.

Gay smut profiles that say "no women" in their bios are surprisingly common. And I just... don't get it. Imagine putting your naked pics online for the world to see, and then getting upset because you forgot that roughly half of the world is women. What do you think you're accomplishing?

I'll find an opportunity to share a dick pic or something soon. But in the meantime, more pics from my camping trip! Quote-posting here so it gets more eyes.

Patrick@trickvro.bsky.social · last yr.

More highlights from my big trip. I said I was camping across eastern Washington, but I did pop across the border. It's hard to resist. Canada is just so pretty.

Another non-porn post about my camping trip. Check it out!

Patrick@trickvro.bsky.social · last yr.

Why does Bluesky only let me post four images at a time? 😩 Anyway, more highlights from my big eastern Washington camping trip. See alt text.

Sharing here because my non-porn Bluesky has basically no followers, and I'd like it if at least a few people saw my normal-life stuff. 😅

Patrick@trickvro.bsky.social · last yr.

I went on a big camping trip recently, mostly through eastern Washington. Here are a few highlights from the first day. More info in the alt text.

Does anyone have a birthday present for me? 😘