Farewell Kevin Keegan and love to his family from this blue despite him playing for the other club across Stanley Park. He was a proper legend from an era when your football skills mattered and not your Instagram account. OK, we need to talk about the singing career...
Andrew Sinclair
@andrew.clarton.co.uk
Husband, father, Chartered Engineer, Fellow of the Institution of Mechanical Engineers, Evertonian, aspiring runner and one of the co-Event Directors for Tetbury Goods Shed parkrun. Not sure in which order though. Helping build a nuclear power station☢️
Infantino wearing white trainers with his suit. Same fashion sense as his choice of people to fawn over.
I am beginning to think that the stadium announcer got his first break in life by voicing Red Dwarf's Talkie Toaster.
OK, I promise never to be critical of an Everton owned by Moshiri and managed by Benitez if FIFA promise never to do this to the World Cup final ever again.
After the half time music, Donald Trump will be taking the the centre circle to explain how the 2020 election was stolen from him.
This is positively putting me off my half time Bovril and meat 'n' potato pie.
Even Restore, too far to the right of Reform, even for the flag shaggers leading Reform are playing the long game in Clacton by not standing a candidate in "Farage's Fake Flounce" I read. This could pave the way for Count Binface or Monster Raving Looney to get a foothold in Westminster.
On the M6 heading back south from a weekend in Scotland via a call in to Crosby to cuddle my baby great nephew, my Surrey born wife of 34 years has just done a "What, pardon? Wigan's not on the coast..." as we drove past the motorway sign for Wigan Pier. So much for education. #SilenceOfTheWools
Years ago we put googly eyes on a giant paperclip and stuck it to the wall. Now the blu tack has melted and the paperclip has grown ears and this is basically what Darwin was talking about. #NationalPaperclipDay
Let's see if Everton can mess the plan up this weekend.
I'm no fan of betting companies and their grip on sports and will celebrate when Stake no longer feature on Everton shirts however Paddy Power social media here absolutely nails it. Just when are Man City going to face the consequences of their rampant cheating?
The ball boys appear to be doing the lap of honour in lieu of the senior squad who've been missing most of the game.
I'm doing roast lamb and trimmings for the family this Easter Sunday. My wife assures me this unopened and, stored in the fridge, jar of goose fat will be perfectly OK for the roast potatoes despite the use by date as the two vegetarians are not with us. This may be my last social media post.
This may or may not be AI generated slop but it's still rather lovely and I hope that there really are deer living their very best lives nibbling on cherry blossom in Japan.
In Nara, Japan, sika deer roam freely among cherry blossoms, creating a breathtaking scene each spring. These sacred creatures enjoy the beauty of hanami season too.
Pause your doomscrolling on how the Orange Twat is making the world a worse place on a daily basis by watching these dogs living their very best lives.
Pool time at the doggy daycare 😃
Just wondering, will Qatar be asking Trump for their Jumbo Jet back?
There are Everton supporters who not touch tomato sauce because it is red. Not sure how they will cope with this news. Official sauce supplier, I'm mean... www-liverpoolecho-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.live...
Everton seal 'exciting' deal with global brand as major stadium events to follow
Everton have struck a new commercial relationship with Heinz becoming their first ever official sauce supplier
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Fuck. Me. Can someone explain this compared with the ISIS approach to brutally murdering people because their book of fairy tales is different to someone else's book of fairy tales?
EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war. The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints. One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…
I'm torn. Is it "Arsenal's season collapsing earlier than usual" or "Best stadium in the championship". #TOTARS
I heard someone say that the head of the Border Patrol, Greg Bovino, looked like an aging lesbian Nazi. And now that's all I can see.
Sound not posh, I think several in Crosby and certainly most of Blundellsands may take issue. I won't...