Andy
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Dan keeps asking me whether I’m going to get one of those Ninja coffee machines. Girl, I’ve got a Sage Oracle Jet which is infinitely better. Leave it!
Mr Blobby taught us that you don't need talent or vocabulary. Just confidence and a great sense of style. 90s icon.
I have many, many words I could use to describe the person who, at 4:57pm, moved a meeting from 5:00pm to 5:45pm. None of them are suitable for broadcast.
Being at SNL UK last night was an absolute treat. The X Factor sketch sent me.
First time on a tube service in a while today. Sights and sounds included: * a drunk guy sleeping in his own piss in St Pancras * a couple having a bust up and apparently splitting up in the middle of a packed train * a man shouting “OH FOR GOD’S SAKE” when a train was held for 30 seconds.
What is it with conference event security? Basically worse than shopping centre security.
SNLUK is really getting better week on week. Super strong. Can't wait to be there next week!
The biggest takeaway from watching Channel 4’s The Jury isn’t the evidence - it’s how consistently a couple of loud men hijack the entire room. Less a verdict by consensus, more a verdict by attrition because everyone else simply ran out of energy to fight them.
BBC with new, hard-hitting interview with balaclava clad criminals who seized a port: youtu.be/lr_vl62JblQ?...
Just normal innocent men
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