I haven`t seen that weird Isaac guy anywhere. Has anyone seen him?
Andrew Smith
@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social
THE REAL ANDREW SMITH. Also former journalist and former dumpster dweller. this is a parody account not associated with TB or EGS in any way
just robbed the gas station feeling pretty good about myself.
Decided to teach that dumbass cone a lesson for telling people to vote for the Guest
Andrew Smith@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 2y agoDude if I don't win I am gonna put that cone guy in a freezer
Dude if I don't win I am gonna put that cone guy in a freezer
Raven Brooks Banner@rbbannerhn.bsky.social · 2y agoVOTING HAS ENDED! Results will be announced later.
The vice-mayor debate has begun! Today Andrew Smith (the other one), Aaron Peterson and what remains of the former mayor will discuss their policies and other stuff. Lets just hope another fight does not break out.
Vote for me Andrew Smith! If you elect me I will: -Give everyone a free hammer and a dumpster -Renovate and clean up the town -Abolish Mondays -Make Christmas last an entire month (the entire month of December)
The Intruder has officially endorsed Andrew Smith
Another reason why you should vote for me is that I have a cute cool dog.
BREAKING NEWS: Andrew Smith has announced that his running mate will be Andrew Smith.
Andrew Smith@andrewsmithhn.bsky.social · 2y agoThat could help me gain a few more votes now that I think about it. You`re hired
If I win I will have Christmas last an entire month!
Jacob@jacobhn3.bsky.social · 2y agoI’m feeling JOLLY
If I win I promise that I will declare war on Arskville and burn it to the ground.
If I win I promise to NOT deport my political rivals. I will simply have them be forced to write me a public apology telling everyone how cool I am and they both will need to give me 5$ each
The Mayor of Raven Brooks (Deceased)@rbrooksmayor.bsky.social · 2y agoIf I win the creature known as “The Guest” will be banished from Raven Brooks.
If I win I will give everyone a free hammer and a dumpster!!!!
The Guest@guesthn2.bsky.social · 2y agoI will make Raven Brooks run down and one with the forest like everyone wants
Since no one is the mayor of the town I'm gonna run for mayor since no one else is. I should win by default if no one else runs right?
Hey so uhh quick question. Does this town even have a mayor anymore? And if not when was the last election?