So is this Thursday Night Football game closer than the score would suggest or...
Andrew Zahler
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Freelance editor and PNW resident in a long-term situationship with the Seattle Mariners. Still looking for the Light Bat at the end of the tunnel. Developing KGLW-head. Bad jokes, early and often. "I'm sawdust in a sandpaper suit" -- McClusky #ACESVCON26
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Dad Races Outside To Witness Delivery Of Neighbor’s Mulch
GREENSBORO, NC—Bursting through the front door before the piled-high dump truck even came to a complete stop, local dad Glenn Stevenson reportedly raced outside Tuesday to witness the delivery of his ...
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So is this album... going the distance?
Stereogum@stereogum.com · 6h agoCake’s ’Fashion Nugget’ came out 30 years ago today 💿
I just did a virtual meet-up for freelance editors as part of #ACESVCON26. I don't usually organize such things, but it was worth getting out of my comfort zone to meet some smart, talented editors.
Five words/terms first used in print in my birth year (1979), on the anniversary of my birth: California roll email hip-hop infographic split-fingered fastball www.merriam-webster.com/time-travele...
Time Traveler by Merriam-Webster: Words from 1979
See which words were first recorded in 1979. Or search for other words by the year when they were first used.
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Andrew Zahler@andrewzahler.bsky.social · 12h agoI've completed 47 trips around the sun, and all I got is this AI slop T-shirt
I've completed 47 trips around the sun, and all I got is this AI slop T-shirt
RIP Annie Dillard. I've still got Post-Its in my copy of Tinker Creek www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/b...
Absolutely loved An Immense World and looking forward to this next book from Ed Yong
Ed Yong is offline@edyong209.bsky.social · yesterdayBriefly popping my head back in to unveil the cover of my upcoming book, LIFE BEYOND MEASURE: Nature's Hidden Wonders at Every Scale. It’ll be out on April 6 in the U.S. and April 29 in the U.K. and you can pre-order it right now! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/757705... 1/
MVP! MVP!
Everett AquaSox Baseball Club@everettaquasox.bsky.social · yesterdayMinor League Baseball announced its 2026 season award winners today for High-A and five Everett AquaSox players received recognition for their performances. Read more about the award winners in the AquaSox Web Story by Evan Morud here: www.milb.com/everett/news...
Good morning! I'm attending the #ACESVCON26 this week. Looking forward to connecting virtually with my fellow editors out there
You read that correctly: Sam Darnold has a very unique butt (injury) www.seattletimes.com/sports/seaha...
Seahawks give more details of Sam Darnold’s ‘very unique’ injury
The Seahawks gave more details of Sam Darnold's "very unique" injury in his glute and gave a glimpse of when he might return.
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I just programmed my mom's sprinkler system for her, using a circa-2000 interface. A little analog here, a little digital there, sprinkle in some inscrutable LCD indicators ... you got yourself a UX stew going!
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Hopeless Mariners Fan theonion.com/everything-f...
Everything Finally Clicks For Man After Getting Diagnosed As Stupid
CARY, NC—Describing the experience as “a revelation,” 38-year-old Derrick Henard told reporters Wednesday that everything had finally clicked for him after he was given a diagnosis of stupid. “I remem...
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Once again, with the Mariners facing the A's, the Butler did it
Subscribed to HBO Max to watch Hard Knocks, and I'm also rewatching Game of Thrones. George R.R. Martin sure has a style for naming. It's all Ser Yaaron of Gloomsbane and Lady Mairy of Ironblast.
Dom Canzone rides the wind! A 2-run HR against the A's in West Sacramento
Gage Jump sounds like a thing that officials do at a track meet
It's gonna be better than last night, friends
Circling Seattle Sports@circlingseasports.bsky.social · 5d agoHere is tonight's @mariners.com starting lineup for the second contest of a three-game series on the road against the Athletics, as Seattle has Bryan Woo on the mound tonight. Michael Arroyo back in the lineup. Photo by Walter Williams #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners #SeattleSports
brb, adding Lazaro Montes to my beneficiaries on various accounts
My kids' elementary school does a big outdoor movie night in September. Last week students got to vote on the movie from these options: Shrek My Neighbor Totoro Minions and Monsters You'll never guess which movie won. (You'll probably guess.)
My favorite active Australian bands and musicians, on the occasion of the NFL's foray into Australia: King Gizzard The Murlocs Psychedelic Porn Crumpets Middle Kids Courtney Barnett Pond Amyl and the Sniffers C.O.F.F.I.N.
A series win Is extra sweet When a Texas team Is whom we beat Goms
Well that game gave me the wrong kind of chills for a long time, but the Seahawks gut out a comeback win over the Pats, 13-10, with some huge interceptions. Go Hawks!
Has anyone made a Seahawks *list* on here? I see the starter packs, I see a feed, but not a list. I would definitely use one of those.
This is going to be my emoji shorthand for Drew Lock. ✍️🔒 I hope I won't need it often.
It feels like just a couple months ago that the Seahawks were thrashing the Pats in the Supey, but it's time for a whole new season. Go Hawks!
I'm still somewhat checked out on here, so I just watched Laz Montes' mammoth CF homer from last night and holy crap www.mlb.com/news/lazaro-...
Montes goes where no one's gone before in Seattle with MONSTER homer
SEATTLE -- Lazaro Montes’ sheer power has now been officially felt in the Pacific Northwest. The 6-foot-5, 250-pound designated hitter demolished Cal Quantrill’s 94 mph fastball into the right-center-...
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