if u paywall ur article and ur a news site u suck and i hate you

as a genz i remember being in middle school and thinking buzzfeed would be the coolest place to work ever. now im in my early 20s and i think huntress would be the coolest place to work ever.... to me that place is peak millennial optimism i love you huntress (i love my current job more)

blow my shit smoove off why don't you

my account preferences block nsfw how the fuck am i getting polish dudes in thongs. PLEASE STOP I'M AT WORK!!!!!!!!!! I'M SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hell is getting old

would love to go to canada so bad. specifically to see this sign and laugh at it

i'm hiring etsy witches to break all the phone chargers and recede the hairlines of all people involved with FLOCK mass surveillance #JustAJoke #PleaseDontKillMe #IHaveACatToLiveFor #ButYouWillGoBaldIfYouCrossMe #ItHasHappenedBefore #AndWillHappenAgain

tfw a preventative control blocked a new phishing kit #KnightOffice #ShowUpAgainAndIWillHaxU #Jk #ButIfICouldSeeTheseTAsFlayedAndDippedInAcidIWouldBeHappy #Positivity

"it's 4:30. fortiexit?"

can someone just come here and blow my shit smoove off

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Apple follows Google in adopting Trump’s ‘Lake America’ name

how do i filter out photos of people entirely. i do not not interact with or follow anyone who makes not safe for work content but someone posting a millennial thirst trap will frequently appear on my dash. im genz and you're scaring me. please stop

because an office pet is not sustainable and realistic, i believe having a Rolling Giant menacingly standing in the SOC after hours would be sufficient enough to keep me happy!

could use an animal in the office right now. preferably an orange cat. Or 12 of them. Would be good for morale . Can't have cat in office because woke

dolly and tim curry!? please... please lord... give us a break.. take someone we hate instead

rip dolly. as a southern gay person you were everything to me i love you also happy 35th birthday linux

i have notifications enabled thru ntfy[.]me for american ransomware victims and within the minute of this listing being posted i tried to contact Target's corporate team to give them a heads up and the gen z guy on the phone was like "erm.. pretty sure our team wouldn't let that happen' and hung up

86 degrees in my apartment last night. if i was 11 years old and it was 2013 i could probably get away with ddosing the landlord [JOKE] *gets swept up by the wind and plummets face-first into a brick wall, creating a Wile E. Coyote-esque silhouette*

can they invent cloning machines already i want to clone our lead analyst 10 times so we can have 10 lovely analysts perusing the SOC

Reporter: You haven’t heard her name until now. She’s only seventeen years old. But White House intern Crespa Blumbo has been in charge of all nuclear missiles for the last two years and she just ordered the military to enact Project Acheron

is it a ridiculous request to ask for a third monitor? the SOClings yearn for the screens

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder (lame, boring) Flatulence Makes The Fart Blow Stronger (cool, innovative, more meaningful)

VenomRAT C2 knows peak music? maybe they aren't so bad after all...

its really fucked up to target healthcare with ransomware. like i know the ransomware chud affiliates are not on bluesky and are probably not reading this but cmon man. what happened to peace and love on planet earth

let he who has not laughed at Fred, Tobuscus, or annoying orange cast the first stone

watched the snowden movie last night and couldn't stop cringing

youtubers when you do your sponsorship for vpns why are you pitching them as antiviruses if you click on a malicious link and it automatically downloads something how is that going to help bozo

i want an animal in the SOC but nobody else wants one. WHY CAN'T WE HAVE AN OFFICE TARANTULA!!!!!!!!!!

moose indenting

remembering is so important! notes are important! they are important so you don't go down a rabbit hole of fixing a tool you don't use while trying to use a similar tool to do an investigation. i wouldn't know anything about that though because that has never happened to me!