D&D is the breezy improv game about running a coffee shop with a witch in the alps and her cat, and that's why we need a game that centers on tracking HP, spells per day, X/day abilities, special points of various sorts, and of any of those run critically low everybody has to stop and take a nap

Ishmael, The Transition will be Live@comrade-ishmael.bsky.social · 3h ago

The problem with the average 5E player is that they're playing a game that asks you to manage resources and get upset when you point out the game involves managing resources.

Thank God for Bluesky

Same console

morkitten@morkitten.bsky.social · yesterday

when a GBA game looks great it's like an alternate timeline where the SEGA Saturn kept going for 5 more years but everyone decided to outdo each other's pixel-art and when a GBA game looks bad it's like you're looking at an edutainment java game for cellphones

Wonder Project J2 (N64, Givro, 1996) The spritework in this game is gorgeous

This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc

Miles Klee 🦉@milesklee.bsky.social · 22h ago

always mystified by the suggestion that Gen Z and younger were the ones who disrespectfully turned 9/11 into a meme. i was at a school in NJ where classmates lost parents, didn't know if my own dad was okay, you could see Ground Zero from a nearby hill, and the lads were cracking jokes by lunchtime

Thinking about that outsidewolves comic about accessing information because I just had to do the ole view source method to read an article.

G-Max Finale - Fairy-type Gigantamax move exclusive to Alcremie Alcremie (who is, themself, somewhere between a few hundred million to several billion calories) fires a series of cream projectiles toward the enemy, each containing approximately 100,000 calories ~1,000,000 calories total

Middle Aged Men's Greggs Order - 6 sausage rolls, 6 steak bakes, 2 chicken bakes, and a cappuccino (for the wife, except he drinks it) 5500 calories this video has had devastating vocal stim impacts the world over, I'd argue on a level comparable to Fesh Pince www.tiktok.com/@theboski/vi...

Hooters remembers. Do you?

Netflix changed its logo for 9/11

xerox 👥

Do I have a game for you

Wes@storytellerwes2.bsky.social · 2d ago

You know what would be an actual blast, an open world Hulk Game. Just going around, Smashing everything you see, like a more involved version of Rampage

whenever someone on here complains that an independent creator is charging for their content i’m like “oh there’s a republican who doesn’t know it yet”

PEOPLE/HOTSAX.GIF

🚗Alfa Romeo Giulia GTA Junior 💿R: Racing Evolution 🎮PlayStation 2 🗓️2003

"Hey Mimi do you want to see this remake of Ocarina of Time get a remake sequel of Majora's Mask despite your apprehensions?"

If Triple H is booking Spider-Man now it's bad news for Miles Morales

Liam McGuire@liammcguire.bsky.social · 2d ago

They're calling this the whitest lineup ever.

cookie's bustle, disc, macintosh (1999) www.mobygames.com/game/112541/...

Y'know how people using chatbots are getting AI psychosis? Imagine what is happening to the people /working/ on them. It's like Baker's Lung for your Brain.

diplomacy: the ability to tell someone to go to hell so that he'll look forward to taking the trip 🗺️

Something evil compelled me

Please... Please, never forget that he is stairs

what a curious day to put these on sale

postal-federal employees 52nd annual national bowling tournament 🎳

Seeing as my most famous post on the site below has been getting a little traction again. Just let everyone know, my Scanned Texture packs are currently on sale. I've only had one sale on itch since the end of May so anything is appreciated! itch.io/s/198768/sca... #sale #textures #gamedev #art

Scanned Textures - Aug/Sep/Oct Sale by Clastic Artistic

A bundle by Clastic Artistic, $24.00 for 6 games

itch.io

Clastic Artistic@clasticartistic.bsky.social · 2y ago

With the Scanned Textures tagline being "Real textures from real objects for your projects", it does create some absurd situations. Behold hay on a scanner. #artassets #designassets #gameassets #assetpack #indiedev #graphicdesign #textures #design #art