close friends comedy show back for a special show on 8/15 at Shorty's (belltown in seattle)
Working on a script for a all mime movie. Not finished yet, right now ita just a ailent treatment.
When you don't kill any ducks while hunting, it is: no harm, no fowl.
POV: Your french pop star date thinks you look different than your profile pic.
I will not explain further. BRUCE WILLIS'S FACE + STEVEN SEGAL'S FACE ____________________ = JASON STATHAM'S FACE
So stoked to be doing Cobbs in September with these great folks! Tix available now! Let's pack it out!
If you're kidnapped in a wheat field, its being taken with a grain assault.
I love Jimothy but I am afraid we're sending the wrong message to politicians that we find something spineless cute.
You’re so weathervane, you probably think this breeze is about you.
I feel like if I am not careful with my edible dosage this might go from Odyssey to ODyssey
Getting your panties in a twist is an “intimate gathering”.
The nice thing about summer is that it’s almost october.
Even if you schedule a divorce, it happens unceremoniously.
How is unemployment? Six times a week I tell someone my greatest weakness is "Working too hard".
So the picture of Mitch McConnell with the newspaper tells me two things: 1. He is alive 2. He has been kidnapped
The Doomies cartoon great. French gory gravity falls. The creator joked that it's "Evil Dead for kids"
Song for moody axolotl. (His name is Ged. And ice bottles keep him cool in the summer)
If only there was a place to see 14,000 pictures of women's feet other than record album covers.
It took me 44 years to be too stoned to order food. I asked for a small burger and a plain coke.
Waiting for Mitch Mcconell to transition to Bitch Byeconnell.
I like that one eminem song with the outdated pop culture reference.