The worst Christopher Walken impression is still the Champagne bottle indention on Natalie Wood's forehead.
Helicoptering my dick and pouring one out for Vic Morrow.
Throwing fourteen young nobles into the maze so John Fetterman can feed.
Lindsey Graham to Mitch McConnell. bsky.app/profile/mome...
I realized this morning that Q from ST:TNG is just Mister Mxyzptlk or The Great Gazoo, so now I'm down on the guy. "Omnipotent trickster." Get a job, sir.
"Welcome to Girth Absurd Cock Weighs a Ton" -- Joe Stiffie
You can tell Landry Shamet is so close to achieving telekinesis.
Flavortown has a council-manager form of city government. Guy Fieri has no real power.
Just wrote the hardest rocking song of all time: 'Scuse me, Teach I don't mean to be imprudent I just wanna be your... Your sex student! It's called "Sex Student".
The homeless in San Francisco should be allowed to kill, cook, and eat sea lions.
It's when people stopped offering up their fealty. That's when it all first started going downhill.
When the fascists come for us, I'm selling out the Disney Adults.
I asked my 13 year old son what hogwarts house he would be in and he slid his hand up his ass crack and slapped me in the face with it
Apocalypto except it's a pack of African wild dogs trying to chase down Barry Sanders.
"Take this quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off of your face." bsky.app/profile/alex...
Alex Steffen@alexsteffen.bsky.social · 4mo agoI hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com
That baby going to come out of Karoline Leavitt like spittle from Nice Guy Eddie.
There's only two Presidents in history who can non-consecutively suck my dick.
Looking for angel investment in my grave-pissing business.
I was just at the 111th and Elm QuikTrip, and Tilly Norwood flashed me the international hand signal for help from the backseat of a Rav4.