Andy Stevenson

@andystevenson81.bsky.social

Sports Presenter/Reporter/Commentator. Born in N.Ireland, without a full complement of limbs. Enjoys a quiz. Enquiries: Info@decibelsm.co.uk

Allowing alcohol in the stands is so far down the list of things any Government could be involving themselves with when it comes to football in this country. I don’t think it would even be that popular or successful a move.

Long story but I’ve watched a fair few Premier League team bus arrivals in the last few days. Why for the players look so serious/miserable? Crack a smile lads, you’re being paid a fortune to play football twice a week.

Saw ‘The Invite’ at the cinema today. Another film that had way more swearing than was necessary (or surely than was realistic - do couples really just swear at each other in every conversation or even argument??)

Asked a guy to take his phone off loudspeaker in a cafe. He was on hold and the hold music was playing in that tinny fashion. I told him it was “super annoying”. His response? “Sorry mate, it’s even annoying me”. I don’t know if this made me more or less irritated.