It’s the snoring I can’t stand in hostels. You should be able to pay more for a room where everyone has to wear a sleep apnea mask.
All clothes are second hand if you count the times all those other people tried them on in the shop
My computer desktop is like my bedroom. Got a couple of files lying around. Little bin in the corner. Picture of a mountain up. Clock up top. Feels right at home.
Meal prepping sucks when you’re a bad cook. Inedible slop all week it is.
Love an omlette chef at a buffet because they're the only chef that has to do it live for some reason.
Coyote was an exceptionally skilled painter. This often goes unappreciated in the cartoons.
Using the bottle me and my friend found on a desert island to play spin the bottle because we didn't think to use it as an SOS message
Paracetamol and Ibuprofen are like the Messi and Ronaldo of making my tummy ache go away
You can spill anything in a supermarket and it's the employees job their to clean it up. Isn't that insane? I could drop a full kilo of yoghurt and they gotta wipe that up. I LOVE THE SUPERMARKET MAN IT'S LIKE A FREAKING HOTEL <3
Id like to see a new dog with an old trick. Like a puppy sawing a woman in half
If you borrow a non-fiction book from the library, you have to return the book, but you get to keep the knowledge. In my opinion you should also have to return the knowledge. If you remember even one of those bug facts, you need to pay a fine.
The saddest episode of Looney Tunes was the one where Roadrunner painted an image of Wiley Coyote’s long lost father looking to embrace his son with his open arms, over what was actually a brick wall.
Me in medieval England in a village with 100 people: oh hey cool I think we have mutuals
I'll admit, I'm sort of the personality hire at work. I'm a 999 emergency call handler.
I don’t know man, I think I’m in a bit of a funk. Maybe because I haven't seen any viral clips I've been really into recently.
Yin and Yang is my favourite celebrity couple. Can't really imagine Yin on their own after all these years.
I’m thinking of getting into activism I’m just struggling with the believing in anything part
executioner stood me up tonight. Electric chair for one I guess. Literally was sat there looking like such an idiiiot
"We’re living in a comfort crisis, we've all become too comfortable." Speak for yourself, I have a crick in my neck!
so sick of this double standards for AI actresses. We wouldn’t call it ‘glitching’ if anyone else spoke Chinese. Clock them Tilly my bilingual queen 💕🫰
Chris⚖️Justice@chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 3w ago🤖 AI actress 'Tilly Norwood' glitches 😵💫 and starts speaking CHINESE during interview with Piers Morgan w/ Tom Conti
Therapy helped me overcome my fear of overpaying for things through exposure by paying for therapy