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milk bottle champion
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i am the world's fastest classically trained clown
squinting up through the italian sun trying to figure out what to do to my defeated opponent if the emperor is doing finger guns also what's a gun it's 100AD
"the nephew of the guy who played The Cat in Red Dwarf just got booked in the St Johnstone-Kilmarnock game" you awake in a cold sweat. Gorbachev must die
watching dune 3?? yeah i'll be watching bart dune 3 chess matches at once
(gets hit by a car and wakes up in 1973) (gets hit by a car and wakes up in 1940) (gets hit by a tank and wakes up on 1913) (gets hit by a really slow old car and wakes up in 1880) (gets hit by a carriage and wakes up in 1847) ...... (trampled by yet another dinosaur) (T
clicked my knuckles so hard this morning i sprained the side of my thumb, yet this country is still kind enough to let oafs like me get a haircut
Penelope: These suitors ruin my life every day, eating me out of house and home and threatenint those I love Odysseus for the last 7 years:
trickster odysseus blinding the cyclops then saying "omgg* it's just a jokeeeee calm downnnnn" *oh my greek gods
why would I watch the new odyssey when o brother where art thou exists
do not cheat on your wife it will scare the herring
Is there a good long read somewhere on uk right wing auditor culture ?
King Arthur when his court wizard snubs Guinevere
Bought a zoo but found out it's really hard to run a zoo
kramer was always presented as an irritating neighbor but any close read of the seinfeldian epics will reveal his consistent adherence to the principles of guest-friendship, or ‘zeus’s law’
my favourite part of the Odyssey was when Odysseus looked directly at the camera and explained exactly what type of mystery cult he belonged to
here’s my impression of Matt Damon odysseus: scylla and charybdis, so like between a rock and a wicked haaahd place
here is my impression of christopher nolan being asked to give some depth to his female characters: aaaaahhhhhaaahAAHHHHHHGHHHHHFHHgaaaahhhhhhhhhhnooooooooooooAAAAAGHNOOOOOaghAGHHHHHaaaaaaaaaaaaaidontwanttoooonoaaaaaaAGGGGGGGGHHHHaa
never had my vocab challenged as hard as this lmao, not even halfway through and this is every word i had to google
too little too late again, the heatwave is already here
(Mr Blobby gets in his car, puts the key in the ignition) Basil Brush, at home: ha ha ha (Mr Blobby turns the key) Basil Brush: boom boom
One day we will be a nation of nothing but empty luxury student accomodation and by god it will be beautiful
Arts Professional@artsprofessional.co.uk · 4w agoPerforming and creative arts university courses will no longer receive funding from a government teaching grant as part of “difficult decisions” about spending priorities, Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson has said.
Aha yes mate glad you could make it! Did you see Count Binface wants to run solo Vs Farage? Hashtag legend am I right
accosting every Argentinian player like this
When we beat them on Saturday it's gonna be so hard to take for all the Americans with 4% Norwegian ancestry who have based their whole personality & aesthetic on the fictional television show "Vikings"
Čeferin doing this, and also allowing Omar Artan to ref the cup winner's cup, he's absolutely making a bid for FIFA presidency isn't he
Grumpy Philosopher@stevecooke.org · last mo.Oh good, UEFA has decided to take a pop at FIFA for its brazenly corrupt decision-making. Too much even for UEFA! www.uefa.com/news-media/n...
