Also: SHIT. How I'm gonna have to be a tardigrade for Halloween, aren't I?
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She/Her/Hers When they go low, we dig trenches.
UPDATE: Sting of Death is like if Blood Waters of Dr. Z, Horror at Party Beach, and Eegah formed a polycule and raised a weird baby together.
Worrier Queen@angermonkey.bsky.social · 11h agoHey, I know these guys!
Maybe they think it's a trash can? The raccoons clearly do, given the muddy raccoon footprints down the front...
Worrier Queen@angermonkey.bsky.social · last wk.Before and after. Yes, Amazon tossed this "Put packages in the box!" sign I ordered onto the porch, ignoring the ENORMOUS BROWN PARCEL LOCKER.
Before and after. Yes, Amazon tossed this "Put packages in the box!" sign I ordered onto the porch, ignoring the ENORMOUS BROWN PARCEL LOCKER.
Let me be clear: they feel this way because rich people told them they should. Their crappy world views (and subsequent voting habits) have been purchased with a LOT of ad buys and propaganda.
Worrier Queen@angermonkey.bsky.social · last wk.I'd argue the problem is more that it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the SLIGHTLY LESS POOR consider "undeserved." Nextdoor is full folks hating on and railing against folks only one missed paycheck behind them.
I'd argue the problem is more that it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the SLIGHTLY LESS POOR consider "undeserved." Nextdoor is full folks hating on and railing against folks only one missed paycheck behind them.
Katie Mack@astrokatie.com · last wk.There are endless studies showing this and also the financial and societal benefits of universal basic income and or housing-first policies but the U.S. never goes for any of it because it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the rich consider “undeserved”
You cannot say this and remain in office. He has to go. And Democrats have to make an enormous deal out of threats to exterminate an entire group of people.
Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · last wk.Someday soon hes going to be over and trans folk will continue to exist and, hopefully, thrive, for as long as there are humans on this planet.
2026 thinkpiece Americans have lost all privacy because of social media! 1913 Small-town newspaper, front page, above the fold: Walter P. Snuggins age 22, bricklayer, of 3321 Main, died of the grippe. Neighbors report he was a nice fellow. He was born in Toledo. His favorite color was green.
Okay, well, he's trying. He got Ratko Mladic but he also got Optimus Prime. So... Mixed bag.
Worrier Queen@angermonkey.bsky.social · 2w agoSomeone needs to put Death's goth ass on a PIP...
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
For the first time ever, I'm going to say this and it's not a curse: I fervently hope Dolly Parton has gone to wherever she thought women like me deserved to go.
They have been freed from their plastic bondage and are now fully engorged. Hat tip to @realinfowars.bsky.social for my gay little friend here.
Update: I flip this section of sidewalk the bird every time we walk past it now. Which is a lot, because it's between our house and our favorite cinema bar.
Worrier Queen@angermonkey.bsky.social · 2mo agoI stepped on an uneven spot on a sidewalk last night and FULLY Mitch McConnelled. Like, face planted, skinned my knee, the works. Why is it that falling down as an adult is so EMBARRASSING? Also: I get how old ladies break hips this way.
I live in a Bosnian neighborhood, and: Can confirm. Also: the coffee bar is a "private club" and the man behind will pull an espresso for you, but it will be BEGRUDGINGLY. Polite but surly.
toast in the shell@toasty.cx · 4w agohaven't seen Balkan coffee shops at 8am on here in a while please enjoy
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
OH MY GOD. Guess who just delivered my mail and Google DID NOT RECOGNIZE. Apparently all Black men are Chris now EXCEPT the actual Chris.
Worrier Queen@angermonkey.bsky.social · 2mo agoMy mail carrier is a man named Chris. Chris is very nice and very good at his job. Chris also happens to be Black. I tagged him in my Google doorbell camera. Now every time anyone who happens to be Black comes to my door, Google cheerfully alerts me that Chris is here. My doorbell is racist.
My mail carrier is a man named Chris. Chris is very nice and very good at his job. Chris also happens to be Black. I tagged him in my Google doorbell camera. Now every time anyone who happens to be Black comes to my door, Google cheerfully alerts me that Chris is here. My doorbell is racist.
Why do we act this way at 8:30 in the morning? OH, I dunno, probably because we're sick to our fucking eyeballs of useless men providing their opinions on medical care that doesn't fucking concern them? Could that be it? I hope this protestor dude stubs his toe every morning until he dies.
Gravel Influencer@gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
So you’re telling me the ONLY safe foods are ice cream and ravioli?? That I have to *exclusively* eat ice cream and ravioli until this butt parasite is resolved? Well gosh that sure is terrible news. I hope they get to the bottom of this soon.
"Baby, you know how I feel about gravity!" 😡 @francisfernandez.com when I showed him footage of a helicopter egress training. Specifically: www.instagram.com/reel/Da23E-k...
I stepped on an uneven spot on a sidewalk last night and FULLY Mitch McConnelled. Like, face planted, skinned my knee, the works. Why is it that falling down as an adult is so EMBARRASSING? Also: I get how old ladies break hips this way.
My only hope is that Lindsey Graham has gone to wherever he hoped people like me ended up.
Don’t live your life so that when you die people say “oh I was hoping it’d be the other guy, but I’ll take it”
Hey, everybody! That @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social is a talented dude and you should go see his movie if it's coming to a theater near you.
JosephScrimshaw@josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 2mo agoCheck out info on DEAD MEDIA: THE BONUS FEATURES TOUR here: www.antennareleasing.com/films/deadme...
