The Doctor of Happiness
@angrierfish.bsky.social
“True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice of them.” - Ben Jonson 2028 Olympic Hopeful Pittsburgh, PA #H2P
When I was a kid, we could survive the walk from the parking lot into the mall without a Camelback. But somehow marketing people managed to convince folks that they need a constant supply of water at their fingertips, or they'll die.
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Hot take: If the app or service is "free", but you have to sign up for an account, and provide your name and phone number, it's not free.
I dunno but it should probably be a bigger deal that the White House announced it wants to slap a 100% tariff on drug imports at the same time it is eliminating Medicare drug subsidies. And we’re talking about critical life-saving drugs like insulin, blood thinners, antibiotics, and heart meds.
It occurred to me this morning that if Madonna was from Pittsburgh, the lyrics would be "When yinz call my name, it’s like a little prair. I’m dahn on my knees, I wanna take yinz ‘air. In the midnight ahr, I can feel yer pahr. Just like a prair, yinz know I’ll take yinz ‘air."
Very difficult to believe that a rich guy was punished for a crime.
CNN@cnn.com · last wk.A Harvard-educated former managing director at Citigroup Inc. who blamed autism for his actions was sentenced to 30 years in prison for sex crimes that prosecutors say occurred over a 10-year period. https://cnn.it/4yNirN1
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Just so we’re all clear, the stockpiles are depleted because of Biden, the stockpiles are not depleted, and anyone reporting on these Schrödinger’s stockpiles should be in prison.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoWELKER: Is America backing away from a larger attack bc our stockpile has been depleted? WALTZ: We have to take a step back. A lot of our stockpiles were depleted because of Biden WELKER: But you acknowledge they're depleted? WALTZ: No. And the people leaking this nonsense deserve to be in jail
Reacher Season 4 coming out. That show is completely ridiculous, but I enjoy it.
Democrats just sit around with their thumbs up their asses, doing nothing, enabling all of this.
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast.bsky.social · 2w agoMitch McConnell’s aides have provided an “update” about his health that includes no photo or video evidence of the Republican senator himself.
Reporters should just ask him specific questions about American history to establish his view.
Kyle Griffin@kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 2w agoBREAKING: Trump just ordered warning signs and exhibits to be installed outside the Smithsonian's National Museum of American History to alert the public that the museum does not, in his view, accurately reflect American history. For the record: It does.
I've gotten in the habit of going for a walk in my neighborhood in the morning, which is nice and feels good. But I have to put on pants for it, so that's a downside.
The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
I love how when Orangehole makes up some new, completely fictional story, people are still surprised. He's literally been doing this for 2 straight years. Like, when are you going to get it?