"No, no, you don't understand: brown people loiter while I, a white person, simply wait for my muse to come to me at the cafe like I'm in 1920s Paris."
Jonathan Portes@jdportes.bsky.social · yesterdayGreat stuff from the Telegraph. archive.ph/r2nTA
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Opinions are not that of my employer, but they are that of the soul consuming god who talks to me through the mirror.
Jonathan Portes@jdportes.bsky.social · yesterday
When you remember that the British government very much holds the power to stop this interference, you are reminded that the call is coming from inside the house.
The Guardian@theguardian.com · yesterdayAndy Burnham says it is clear Russia interfered in Brexit vote
This poorly placed advert on Nextdoor had me doing a double take.
SNL UK summarizes the current state of the UK media cycle better than any politico could possibly manage.
Really looking forward to when Trump gets the punt and all the spineless lackeys admit that he would not fucking shut up about the noble peace prize.
The layout for the execution in the US has been released by the state department
As much as Ted Lasso is decent tea drinking telly, it's such a fantasist's idea of what behind the scenes of football is. There is (and has been for quite some time) a massive gap for a cold and honest depiction of the modern game. Like Succession or Industry.
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Chris Orton@chriso1.bsky.social · 6d agoIf you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
The friction has to be closely observed as there was No Vaseline.
Katie Mack@astrokatie.com · 6d agoWhat is the IceCube neutrino observatory? Neutrinos are elusive particles that rarely interact, but can create flashes of light when they do. Most neutrino detectors are giant water tanks surrounded by light detectors. IceCube is kilometer-long strings of detectors embedded in the Antarctic ice.
Premier Inn giving away single servings of Nutella had me abandoning anything resembling willpower.
Mags@deadbloke.bsky.social · 6d agoMorrisons have set up a sushi stall in my local store. Sachets of soy, ginger & wasabi free. I’ve got a serious wasabi & ginger addiction & this now means I need to wear a jacket with bigger pockets each visit
I'm no expert on bi or trans issues, but the timeless arrogance of sexually repressed middle aged, middle class women assuming they know what men think and being wrong all the fucking time has been at the crux of gender issues for a fucking millennia.
☀️ Starshine@starshine.bsky.social · 6d agoimagine if she was on set all the time lol like I 100% believe this story and the key part is its a captive audience type situation
Tucker Carlson has always been so monstrously thick it's painful but that's what Fox News liked about him, an agreeable Muppet. If you are making Rees Mogg look like the reasonable one, you should crawl into a dark hole and wait for the long winter.
UNITED24 Media@united24media.com · last wk.Watch Tucker Carlson get a quick economics lesson after claiming Russia’s economy is bigger than Britain’s.
Who the fuck said it was up to you cunto?
Saul Staniforth@saulstaniforth.bsky.social · last wk.The secretary of state for Justice (an MP for Nottingham) rules out holding another Scottish independence referendum. He also says that voting on whether to be a member of the (European) Union is different to voting on whether to be a member of the union.
Everyone has to bookmark this and check on him next year to see how much hair and teeth he has left. futurism.com/future-socie...
Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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Ed Sheeran breathing sighs of relief right now.
If Iran murdered 120 kids in the US, you'd not hear the fucking end of it. If there was any justice, lots of people would die in jail.
The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · last wk.“Massacre at Minab — The bombing of an Iranian school, killing 120 children, is one of the worst U.S. war crimes since Vietnam. Drop Site spoke to survivors, first responders, parents, and witnesses.” From @jeremyscahill.com
"Haaland eats 200 chicken nuggets every day, he uses an entire bottle of Daddies"
!["Prawo Jazdy" was an alleged Polish criminal supposedly active in the Republic of Ireland. The name was listed on PULSE, a computer system used by the Garda Síochána, with at least 50 traffic violations, including speeding and parking violations, recorded across the country, but there were suspicious aspects such as each incident being associated with a different address. "Prawo Jazdy" was also listed as a name on the Fixed Charge Processing System (FCPS). An investigation was launched into this person whom the Gardaí considered to be Ireland's worst traffic violator.[1][2][3]
An internal Garda memorandum in June 2007 revealed that, upon consultation with an online Polish–English bilingual dictionary, prawo jazdy was not a personal name, but instead the Polish term for 'driving licence', misidentified by Garda officers as the traffic violator's name due to the phrase being printed at the top right-hand corner of Polish driving licences (with the licensee's name and personal details printed beneath in a smaller text size). The error became public knowledge in February 2009.[4][5][6][7]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vuwi7zajg2r4k5cdfnanujpr/bafkreic7vs4zlu4try2c6zt2ycakfz27eig5djxkfn2v5anh2zntyre7eu)
Put this out in Glasgow and it's getting broken into on day one.
👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃@bryb.bsky.social · 2w agoMe and my friends would've killed the drunken Evri robot with hammers, I can tell you that much.
People stand at strange angles when they are trying not to shit themselves.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoTrump is standing like no human has ever stood before
