HappyToast
@happytoast.co.uk
Artist, animator, utter nonsense. Don't believe a word except when I'm being serious. Did that gif once, those noseflags and other stuff. HappyToast.co.uk patreon.com/HappyToast redbubble.com/people/HappyToast/explore https://ko-fi.com/happytoast
Nasa employee: Oh hey u guys are back early.. Astronaut: Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots Nasa employee: What? Astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Moon's full of rioting Amazon robots
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 7h agoSPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
Even the neo-nazis don't want to be associated with the Tory Party
Alex Partridge@alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 4h agoJoshua Bonehill-Paine steps back from being a Conservative council candidate following backlash
Happy 60th Birthday Revolver, and in a months time Star Trek the original series
My manifesto for doctor who 1) each week 10 new Who fans enter a writers room 2) Film them arguing over whose story is best, who should play the Dr and how the others stories are rubbish/break Who rules 3) repeat until the end of time.
Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra@fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 4h agoMy manifesto for Doctor Who: 1) Don’t 2) Seriously, just don’t 3) Never ever bloody anything ever
The people saying don't speak ill of dead wrong'uns are just scared because they thought being dead meant you got away with it, and now they've got to fix what they've done.
Someone's just reposted my dog picture saying well actually..
Man's Exasperated 'Ugh' Moment
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Good morning, there's a new Bobby Fingers www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGt7...
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Channel 4 showing 'inside Hotel Chocolate', the luxury brand which if the cameras went 'outside Hotel Chocolate' you'd see is next door to a Kwik fit on an awful industrial estate.
NHS not good enough for em?! Propah fewming. Bloomin royal foriners
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · yesterdayPrincess Eugenie gives birth to a baby girl in Portugal
When Marvel have no doubt just taken a chunk of the billion dollars Spiderman made you'd think they could afford to do some more Wonder man so we can have more Ben Kingsley.
Just had an email from Steven Spielberg, he wants to direct my Jaws 5 story. He just needs me to add a divorced parents backstory and promise that lots of things in the courtroom will cause lens flares.
Jaws is a plucky young legal expert fresh out the ocean, desperate to prove himself in the courts. Taking on every case he can to help the needy he fails in every one because he just sort of flaps about and can't hold his notes. A young intern sees the good and hope in him..
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
Trying to remember the nightmare that woke me up last night. I was in a sort of cold war London, grey and bleak and 60s-ish, in a big hotel with a wide open centre, walkways/rooms round the sides, but the screaming/shouting guests were laying on the walls like they were spiderwebbed..
This is brilliant, (the explanation is in the replies).
Matt Round@mattround.com · yesterdayWe’re very open about our vampires round here
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John Krasinski's Confused Look
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Why not just hire a driver, you're a multi millionaire?
Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot@bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 2d agoAuthor Lynda La Plante banned from driving for six months
The public wanted proper spandex all along and not the stupid nanobot armour or leather combat straps.
Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2d ago‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ officially had the biggest domestic opening weekend of all time 💰 It grossed $360M, beating ‘Avengers: Endgame’
Portishead, Air, Temper Trap, now Kate Bush Running up that hill, this new 6music channel is everything I need www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
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A Great tit flew into the house through the tiniest open top window, made such a noise twittering for help. Incredibly the cats didn't even move. Chucked a pillow case over it and gently took it outside, it hung onto the pillowcase upside down for a few seconds staring at me before flying off.
Ron Swanson: Nature is Amazing
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radio 6 music now has a sister station (maybe its been there for ages) called 6i -for indie music -and i might just lock my radio on to it.
Anti billionaire talk on here this morning also reminded me.. I drove through a very expensive area yesterday, all the houses had to be in the millions, old cottage conversions and state of the art new builds, but the road through was utter shit and full of pot holes. Pay your taxes arseholes.
It's weird when people bristle at the idea of abolishing billionaires. Are you a billionaire? Is your mum one? Why do you care? It would be good to abolish billionaires. More money for public services, less money for them to buy rape islands.
