What was the exit strategy?

Clitasaurus Rex 🦖@naiijah.blacksky.app · 4h ago

a man tried to sneak a loaded handgun into Cook County jail by hiding it up his ass

Everyone to Mitch McConnell:

BlueMartian@operamartian.blacksky.app · 4h ago

You're vegetable..... You're a vegetable.. Still they hate you you're a vegetable.

Fuck Killer Mike

They still be sending it, mean and all

Menacing Keeks🇹🇹@keeksreal.blacksky.app · 2h ago

Maybe if yall was nicer to the men on here they'll send them coins you need Just a suggestion idk

Lock his ass up your honor!

Year 23 Bron@bryantm.blacksky.app · 30m ago

If the titty look good enough…I’ll suck the heroin out of it!

@keeksreal.blacksky.app what??!

jas🌻@jazzybean.blacksky.app · 2h ago

Current Blacksky SL topics: titty milk heroin fighting Keeks is a white man that owns a potato head favorite colors

Somebody send me 50k so I can quit my job and stay in Peru. I can make it work. Quick. I gotta leave tomorrow

These verification skeets got me cracking up 😂😂

Cocoa Brown@seauxcocoa.blacksky.app · 5h ago

i’m so sorry but this is actually one of the funniest things i’ve ever read

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 9h ago

Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients

Time to do more

ᴋɪɴɢᴘɪɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴋᴘᴇɴ@killlthehype.blacksky.app · 5h ago

A woman I haven’t talked to in years texted me this morning saying “I’m doin too much”

An no less important because of it being platonic in nature

Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️@pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 5h ago

A friendship IS a relationship.

Last day in Peru, cooking class started with a Pisco Sour!

I bought it

✨Flight of Tendon✨@ilyvonn1.blacksky.app · last mo.

Debating on buying this but I have nowhere to wear it 😭

Putting Cynthia Erivo in a movie is a surefire way to make sure I never watch it

Will I ever have sex again???

(videos > pictures)

..saínt@uhhsoul.bsky.social · 23h ago

post a photo you never get tired of.

First tattoo in 14 years.

Finally

ALT: Finally

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Just out in Peru doin whatever tf LMAOOOOO

Tat on my ribs like I do not know what permanent is

Woman in Gucci Jacket Waving

Alt: Woman in Gucci Jacket Waving and running away crying

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Renée in L.A. 🐦‍⬛@reneepatrice.bsky.social · 24h ago

www.thestreet.com/retail/bacon...

A like is just a like. If you see me in there, so what? I’ll fuckin do it again

DM me if you got two hands of dick

MonsterKing@cerromerussell.blacksky.app · 22h ago

If you got two hands of meat you can go to her job and steal printer paper. She'll help you.

STARTING AT?!?!?

La Bodega Baddie 🇵🇷@zeenthecity.bsky.social · 23h ago

Yeah, Rockville wants to be Potomac and Bethesda so bad

I wish more people thought like this!!!!!!

G.A. Thrawn ⚜️@jes55.bsky.social · yesterday

I don’t have sympathy for terrible people. I speak ill of the dead. I wish bad things happen to bad people. I do wish that upon my enemies. Giving the wrong mfers grace is why is why mfers act the way they do. I’ll piss on your grave if I m ow where you are buried. Fuck you.

Me taking trips overseas and eating salads while ya’ll suffer in the states

Boy Eating Enthusiastically

ALT: Boy Eating Enthusiastically

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I’m bout to lose it fr

MY NIGGA I JUST WANT A SALAD. FUCK THIS COUNTRYYYYYY

IM TIRED OF COOKING MY DAMN VEGETABLES. SOMETIMES A REAL NIGGA NEEDS A CRISPY, HYDRATED, CRUNCH.

meron thee writer ✍️@meronunfiltered.com · 23h ago

I normally eat a salad EVERY FOCKIN DAY, MATE!

And once you master it, skies the limit. 🫶🏾🥹