"i wonder how i could ward off the envy of my peers causing me malaise" the mysterious evil eye charm seller:

(to the tune of i gotta feelin) ive got a penis (woo hoo)

hangover got me feeling like some type of undiscovered amoeba from the ordovician

i wanted to be mad at something so i drew my asshole edgy oc caim doing a smug expression and now i wanna punch him so bad

salt lake fine shyt whispering book of mormon passages in my ear while our friend jumps on the mattress. shes telling me to find her temple

german peeps PLEASE never edit ur drafts ur going to get BEAR BITEN 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱 😱

ok fine i did the thing undertale.jadenthejaded.uk

forgot to buy glasses so im just gonna have to do quick glances at the sun like im trying to avoid an awkward conversation with it

got shitfaced last night woke up to my nickname on discord changed to "Died of love cancer" what djd i mean by this

(mockup) i don't just do porn i'm also a graphic designer. if i had any knowledge on how to make a theme for kde i'd make this for real but oh well

every day the same shit over and over again

life. is all a big tesgt 2 see who has the biggis pener ...

its in my blood

cape verde qualifying and immediately getting put against argentina like im sorry lil bro we're gonna touch you. taking the dog out back and aiming right between those hopeful glassy eyes

Ming dynasty pussy got me acting unwise Tang dynasty pussy got me acting ethereal Qin dynasty pussy got me acting barbaric But Han dynasty pussy.... Han dynasty pussy got me acting auspicious

standable works

the dichotomy of my vrc presence

we could be friends, we could be brothers, we could be lovers, but if you told me you like the summer, regardless, that's going to shift my entire view on you as a person. irreconcilable.

they call my head canadian im chewin on it like a beaver

went here & nobody knew u 💔

u ever go thru a phase where u lwky dont like anything

Tumblr with another banger

i listen to pearls by sade to keep me grounded. like fuck am i crying for. there is a woman in somalia.

if you're an immigrant in rural japan they start calling you names and throwing things at you like the villagers in re4

i would like to sleep but the material conditions do not allow me to

annual reminder #pride

in a world where a plagiarism machine is being used for deepfake revenge porn and CSAM is being forced on every computer and app by 1%-er people who talk and think like rapists, if your battle is with what people draw or with sex work in general, you're the monster or you're the bootlicker or both.

they're talking about me accidentally entering a vc with patricia in it when i was 15, in which basically nothing happened and i left immediately. i have no idea how it got twisted to imply that she was actively masturbating and i would very much like it if i wasnt a victim of an imaginary grooming

Patricia Taxxon@patriciataxxon.bsky.social · 3mo ago

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